unlol

not funny at all..

Zaid : "supp sarah ? u got such a huge nose innit ?!" Sarah : " yea sure .. unlol ;) .. "

unlol by Saalxxx June 14, 2010

unlooshed 

To blow a gigantic load to the point you are drained of all bodily fluids, yet have a smile on your face.

I totally unlooshed on that stripper, she had no idea and I think she might need a Zamboni to clear her face.

unlooshed by unlooshed1 November 27, 2012

buzzfeed unsolved 

an internet series by buzzfeed in which two hilarious idiots, shane madej and ryan bergara, go investigate unsolved mysteries

average buzzfeed unsolved episode
shane:*is a smartass*
ryan: (wheeze)

buzzfeed unsolved by galactic.cola March 10, 2018

Unloveable 

Someone with an unattractive appearance and an unattractive personality.

Girl: eww that guy is so unloveable. Not only is he ugly but he is also a total jerk

Unloveable by Litmoney27 May 8, 2020

unload your nuts 

Using stored up but unused talents and abilities to the maximum in one epic action.

Kevin had been waiting for three quarters for his dumb basketball coach to finally put him in the game so he could show what he could do. When the starting point guard got injured, the coach put Kevin in the game, where he proceeded to "unload your nuts" all over the other team by scoring 75 points in one quarter.

unload your nuts by HappyDungston December 25, 2011

Unholy Hole 

The female anus, as opposed to the vagina; exclusively used in a sexual context. Used to stress the forbidden nature of ass play compared to vaginal which is considered "vanilla"

Girlfriend: I'm feeling dirty, how about we try something kinky tonight?
Boyfriend: What did you have in mind?
Girlfriend: I was thinking that instead of using my pussy we try it in a slightly more Unholy hole.

Unholy Hole by Brunette Anal lover December 4, 2016

Unfollowers 

People on Instagram who will follow you only to unfollow you the next day just so they can boost their following for clout. If these people request to follow you, and then unfollow you, just unfollow them... :)

Unfollowers are the worse people on Instagram.

Unfollowers by Chad Wellington the 3rd January 2, 2019