unfucktify

:;To make something, that was already fucked or damaged right again. Often to the extremes.

You fixed that problem yet??
Nah, still finding ways to Unfucktify the situation

by #frikenawesome March 5, 2014

unsuckify

Removing the suckiness from your life.

Let's unsuckify work by drinking on the job!

by Colleen Myers July 8, 2005

Unfuckify

Simply put- What must be done in a situation where things are SNAFU, FUBAR or TARFU

I am so screwed here, I need to unfuckify it.

by damndiver June 28, 2009

Unfucktionate

1)A situation where all was not well, sexually. This can apply to a dry spell or a sex session that went totally wrong

2) An individual who either never gets laid, or is appalling at it.

1) "I didn't pull last night, AGAIN. I'm going through a really unfucktionate time of late"

"Laura puked when she tried deep throating me. That was unfucktionate.

2) "That creepy guy who lives with his parents and wears white knee socks is so unfucktionate"

"So I finally went to bed with Steve, only to find out that the dude is crazily unfucktionate"

by MagickDio February 5, 2010

Unfucktionable

Something that doesn't perform with it's intended purpose and is really fucking annoying

This kimono is really unfucktionable

by Darmonatrix February 16, 2015

unfuckify

to correct something that did not turn out as expected.

"Get the Assembly Dept. over here, and unfuckify this job...it has to ship today!"

by KMK October 27, 2003

Unfuckified

If you get raped, and you wanna forget and feel better, you get unfuckified to undo it.

"Oh man, I got raped last night!"
"I can help you get unfuckified if you want."

by Won't saw December 7, 2006