Unfucktionable
Unfucktionable by Darmonatrix February 16, 2015
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Unfucktionate
1)A situation where all was not well, sexually. This can apply to a dry spell or a sex session that went totally wrong
2) An individual who either never gets laid, or is appalling at it.
2) An individual who either never gets laid, or is appalling at it.
1) "I didn't pull last night, AGAIN. I'm going through a really unfucktionate time of late"
"Laura puked when she tried deep throating me. That was unfucktionate.
2) "That creepy guy who lives with his parents and wears white knee socks is so unfucktionate"
"So I finally went to bed with Steve, only to find out that the dude is crazily unfucktionate"
"Laura puked when she tried deep throating me. That was unfucktionate.
2) "That creepy guy who lives with his parents and wears white knee socks is so unfucktionate"
"So I finally went to bed with Steve, only to find out that the dude is crazily unfucktionate"
Unfucktionate by MagickDio February 5, 2010
Unfuckwinable
When someone of the opposite sex (usually a female), teases you, but does not want a relationship of any sort - she is unfuckable, and impossible to win over, hence she's "unfuckwinable".
Man, she is so unfuckwinable!
Unfuckwinable by JayMa1475211 January 3, 2011
abandonware
n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
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Foot prisons
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
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