Definitions by Darmonatrix

Unfucktionable 

Something that doesn't perform with it's intended purpose and is really fucking annoying

This kimono is really unfucktionable

Unfucktionable by Darmonatrix February 16, 2015

Yopping 

To eat with the loudest possible decibels and most disgusting mouth action ever know to man kind. Usually children owned by parents without table manners. Also a favorite of the elderly in community cafes. On rare occasions you will witness yopping by upstanding pillars of the community who often 'disappear' a few weeks later under mysterious circumstances.

You're yopping. Stop at once, move at once or prepare to be harmed.

Yopping by Darmonatrix February 13, 2012