Unfucktionate 

1)A situation where all was not well, sexually. This can apply to a dry spell or a sex session that went totally wrong

2) An individual who either never gets laid, or is appalling at it.

1) "I didn't pull last night, AGAIN. I'm going through a really unfucktionate time of late"

"Laura puked when she tried deep throating me. That was unfucktionate.

2) "That creepy guy who lives with his parents and wears white knee socks is so unfucktionate"

"So I finally went to bed with Steve, only to find out that the dude is crazily unfucktionate"

Unfucktionate by MagickDio February 5, 2010

UNFUCKTUNATELY 

Same as unfortunately, but with an emphasis.

Excuse me madam. I'd like to patent the word unfucktunately. Well Sir, unfuctunately you cannot patent the word unfuctunately. You could go to the next widow and have it copyright though.

UNFUCKTUNATELY by Marco A. Patrón November 10, 2008

Unfucktionable 

Something that doesn't perform with it's intended purpose and is really fucking annoying

This kimono is really unfucktionable

Unfucktionable by Darmonatrix February 16, 2015

Unfactionated 

If you do not consider yourself as belonging to one side or another and are neutral on a particular topic you are unfactionated. Agnostic neutral

Im unfactionated on this particular issue.

Unfactionated by Tloveperth August 25, 2021

unfucktunately 

Same as unfortunately, but with an emphasis.

Excuse me madam. I'd like to patent the word unfucktunately. Well Sir, unfuctunately you cannot patent the word unfuctunately. You could go to the next widow and have it copyright though.

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unfucktunately by Marco A. Patrón November 10, 2008

unfucktunately 

Same as unfortunately, but with an emphasis.

Excuse me madam? I'd like to patent the word unfucktunately. Well Sir, unfuctunately you cannot patent the word unfuctunately. You could go to the next window and see if you could have it copyright though.

unfucktunately by Marco A. Patrón November 9, 2006