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Unfucktionate

1)A situation where all was not well, sexually. This can apply to a dry spell or a sex session that went totally wrong

2) An individual who either never gets laid, or is appalling at it.
1) "I didn't pull last night, AGAIN. I'm going through a really unfucktionate time of late"

"Laura puked when she tried deep throating me. That was unfucktionate.

2) "That creepy guy who lives with his parents and wears white knee socks is so unfucktionate"

"So I finally went to bed with Steve, only to find out that the dude is crazily unfucktionate"
by MagickDio February 5, 2010
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UNFUCKTUNATELY

Same as unfortunately, but with an emphasis.
Excuse me madam. I'd like to patent the word unfucktunately. Well Sir, unfuctunately you cannot patent the word unfuctunately. You could go to the next widow and have it copyright though.
by Marco A. Patrón November 10, 2008
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Unfucktionable

Something that doesn't perform with it's intended purpose and is really fucking annoying
This kimono is really unfucktionable
by Darmonatrix February 16, 2015
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Unfactionated

If you do not consider yourself as belonging to one side or another and are neutral on a particular topic you are unfactionated. Agnostic neutral
Im unfactionated on this particular issue.
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unfucktunately

Same as unfortunately, but with an emphasis.
Excuse me madam. I'd like to patent the word unfucktunately. Well Sir, unfuctunately you cannot patent the word unfuctunately. You could go to the next widow and have it copyright though.

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by Marco A. Patrón November 10, 2008
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unfucktunately

Same as unfortunately, but with an emphasis.
Excuse me madam? I'd like to patent the word unfucktunately. Well Sir, unfuctunately you cannot patent the word unfuctunately. You could go to the next window and see if you could have it copyright though.
by Marco A. Patrón November 9, 2006
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