That’s unfortunate

A phrase for everything that someone can say to you. If you wanna shut down a conversation rip this out for a good surprise. Also a way of fake caring or the subtle art of not giving a fuck

*says anything*

Oh...that’s unfortunate

(See don’t give a fuck about you, just like fuck off mate)

That’s unfortunate by Callmejesuslord10381 December 3, 2019

That's unfortunate 

When someone says something you could care less about.

Friend: I have to go to this family party tommarow.
Me: That's unfortunate.

That's unfortunate by Itsalmost2016whynot? April 11, 2016

That's Mighty Unfortunate 

When someone's luck is so bad that you can't find a better word to describe their inconvenience

John: Man I got imposter 5 times in a row and got caught venting on the first round every single time!
Paul: damn that's mighty unfortunate.

That's Mighty Unfortunate by ItzSpecies October 6, 2020

Unfortunate Son 

A nickname flexibly used for the 45th POTUS and any of his three known sons because they are the offspring of 45’s father, a well-known and highly accomplished tax fraudster.

Fortunately or unfortunately, depending on your perspective, Fred’s Unfortunate Son may have to do time for his less restrained and probably more damaging greed.

Unfortunate Son by Dr Bunnygirl July 3, 2020

Unfortunate Spacemen 

A Game Made In 2018 where the goal is to make your fellow spacemen hate there lives because of proximity chat… and take out the monster

Have You Seen The Game Unfortunate Spacemen?

Unfortunate Spacemen by TheKirbyAllStar July 23, 2021

Poor unfortunate souls 

Term used to describe unlucky people who are in pain and need of assistance due to an issue eating away at them.
They come flocking to anyone willing and able to help them, no matter past reputation, and without checking for ulterior motives.
See also: Cryto Bro, MLM, Alternative Medicine

"Those poor unfortunate souls
So sad, so true
They come flocking to my cauldron
Crying "Spells Ursula, please!"
And I help them
Yes I do!

Poor unfortunate souls by MrDrEdward April 13, 2024

Unfortunate Nip-Slip 

The unpleasant moment that occurs when a mans "scrumptious hard nipples" appear through his tight shirt. This moment can be made much worse when the man bears "man-titties". This appearance will normally cause cringe, disgust, or hilarity to others.

Patrick: Bro, did you see that? That sight will never leave my mind.
Juan: Damn what'd I miss?
Patrick: I just witnessed an unfortunate nip-slip

Unfortunate Nip-Slip by Cheese34 September 15, 2016