7 definitions by MrDrEdward

by MrDrEdward December 5, 2020
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I am in constant agony. My life is a mess. As a kid I had a natural aptitude for math and science, but I let it get to my head, ultimately ruining my possibility to go to college.

I wasted my life playing video games and watching the television; the natural talents I once had have apathied and worn away, leaving the one thing I was good at behind.

My life has been nothing but a fastly accelerating downward spiral and I have failed to provide anything of with to anyone.
Isaiah: Hey, Ed! Haven't seen you in a few years, how are you don't?

Me: I am in constant agony, this is not a joke; please help me.

Isaiah: ...
Me: ...
Isaiah: yeah, same.
by MrDrEdward October 31, 2021
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A gun that shoots BB pellets, and is highly desired by young children in the 1940s. It has a secondary purpose as a device with which to shoot your eye out.
Kid: I want a Red Ryder BB Gun!
Every adult within a 3km radius: You'll shoot your eye out, kid!
by MrDrEdward February 2, 2022
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The pinnacle of humanity, That guy is the best person in the world. His heavy breathing from going up the steps to the porch, combined with his aura of basement dwelling musk signal his arrival.

His mere presence is so powerful any females in the area will flee out of fear of the 20 hairs on his hypnotically attractive "beard".
His horrifying fetishes created from years of being beaten and growing up with 4chan as his surrogate parent astound and amaze psychologists.

To come into contact with That guy is to come into Contact with God himself.
" By the power of the sacred soda can! I grant thee tentaclius hentaiicus! A all powerful spell to destroy thine foes!" - Sagas of That guy, 420:69
by MrDrEdward May 18, 2021
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The objectively best weapon in TF2.
"You can't use the righteous bison! It is the worst!"
"You fool. You dare underestimate the bison?!"
by MrDrEdward May 18, 2021
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You literally searched up the word "You" on urban dictionary. How bored are you?
by MrDrEdward November 1, 2021
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