Something that swims around and around in your head and makes you crazy, because you can never figure it out. No matter how hard you try, it remains "unfigureoutable" and usually pertains to situations that suck big donkey balls, like when your best friend's soulmate is a guy you used to sleep with.
Girl 1: Why him? How can this be? Why does the universe have such a sick sense of humor?
Girl 2: I don't know. It's unfigureoutable. You have to just accept it and move on with your life.
A way to describe or explain something that happened; though the reason it happened, or how it came about, cannot be easily, or ever be, figured out.
When “surprisingly”, then “unexplainably”, did not say exactly what I felt, my brain gave me “unfigureoutably”. It’s funny, it works, and might even be admitted into the lexicon as a funny word, a type we need more of.
another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they'resober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.