unfigure 

unfit, fat, lazy

I would run but i'm unfigure

unfigure by wordoligy August 7, 2018

Unfigureoutable 

Something that swims around and around in your head and makes you crazy, because you can never figure it out. No matter how hard you try, it remains "unfigureoutable" and usually pertains to situations that suck big donkey balls, like when your best friend's soulmate is a guy you used to sleep with.

Girl 1: Why him? How can this be? Why does the universe have such a sick sense of humor?
Girl 2: I don't know. It's unfigureoutable. You have to just accept it and move on with your life.

Unfigureoutable by S.Lacey January 16, 2014

unfigureoutable 

when you can’t figure some shit out.

i tried to understand why he was a dumbass, but it was unfigureoutable.

unfigureoutable by yonniiiii February 15, 2020

Unfigureoutable 

When something just can't be figured out. Then it is Un-Figure-Out-Able.

Nani said to Matt: 'What are women thinking?'

Matt said: 'I don't know, that's unfigureoutable.'

Unfigureoutable by Yani Gee December 6, 2012

unfigureoutably 

A way to describe or explain something that happened; though the reason it happened, or how it came about, cannot be easily, or ever be, figured out.

When “surprisingly”, then “unexplainably”, did not say exactly what I felt, my brain gave me “unfigureoutably”. It’s funny, it works, and might even be admitted into the lexicon as a funny word, a type we need more of.

unfigureoutably by but for July 5, 2022

Unfigurable 

Impossible, not-able to figure out, unfit, unbalanced, unable to do the task, something of likely or impossible odds.

"This lock was unfigurably hard to pick." "This test is unfigurable."

Unfigurable by SystemCyber January 24, 2023

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022