undread

when you get a message from someone you don't want to reply to, but you can't ignore them because they're important or likely ARE conveying something important. You cheekily expand the phone notification so the little symbol doesn't change to "read"

OMG I have got 37 undread messages from my landlord; I swear I'll check them, maybe after I've had time to unwind in the sauna.

by Autocatfishing September 8, 2023

Unbreaded

To be free of worldly cares and aspirations. To no longer give a shit. Unburdened. Unchained. Free.

Touchdown. On Paper? Unbreaded. Nope, hold up. Touchdown. On Paper. Unbreaded. Oh right. Touchdown. Paper. I never gave a shit. That, this was never to these. Touchdown. Paper. UNBREADED! DYE!

by Valuko February 4, 2022

Unread Online Syndrome

A temporary fit of anxiety. This is a very common affliction caused when you send a message to someone on MySpace when you see they are online, then sit and wait for them to respond. After a couple of minutes you open your Sent Mail and see that it is still Unread. You have now entered the Unread Online Syndrome. You sit there hoping beyond hope that the message gets opened before he/she logs off, because if not, then who knows how long till the person logs back in. You refresh the page every couple seconds. You check your Inbox anyways, making sure that it isn’t a glitch saying it’s Unread when it’s really not. You begin to feel panic. “Is he/she gonna see that there’s a new message before logging?!?” There is no escape. You have been infected with Unread Online Syndrome and the only cures are if the person finally opens the message or just logs off.

Joey got sick last night. He was on MySpace and for 3 hours he suffered from Unread Online Syndrome before Angel finally wrote him back. But by then it was too late and he was convulsing on the floor.

by Jace555 May 5, 2009

Undead Head

The art of receiving a blowjob while playing Call of Duty: Nazi Zombies.

Jenny, would you give me some undead head while I slay zombies?

by JPin October 7, 2011

Briggsy the undead

A foul malodorous dwarf that prowls the streets of Nottingham by night, looking for homeless teenagers to prey on. Once the victim has been located it is only a matter of time before this vile dwarf is feasting on their fresh young testicles. The victim is then lowered down a drain to be eaten by rats.

Fewer homeless people about these days.

Yes, you know why that is. Briggsy the undead has been culling them for the last year. Sucks their bollocks off according to legend.

by Turd Man August 2, 2009

Undead Army

The Undead Army is the (rather large) group of fans who follow Hollywood Undead. Many of these "scenesters", as some would say, tend to wear masks to HU concerts, know many, most, or all of Hollywood Undead's songs, and the true Army is not afraid to show it's love for Hollywood Undead.

Undead for Life<3

Yeah, I'm in the Undead Army.
Yeah, I'm proud.
Yeah, I'm Undead for Life<3

by sarahmichelle:) March 10, 2009

left on unread

When someone reads the message from their notifications, but doesn't open it. This may be due to:
1. They're busy.
2. They pretend to like you but aren't interested enough to listen to your problems.

This leads to people with people constantly checking their messages to see if that person even checked their message. The longer the message remains unchecked, the longer your anxiety grows.

Jack: So you up for me coming to your place this weekend.
Sam: Yeah, what time?
Jack: Is 5 PM good?

*Message left on unread for 10 hours*

*Jack starts checking his messages every few minutes, his faith in his so called friend dwindling every second.*

by xXPU55Y_REKTER_9000Xx May 13, 2018