underwater basketweaving 

A term used to specify something completely useless. Something that isn't worth a dime.

"Man, I feel like I just graduated underwater basketweaving!"
"Why don't you go practice your underwater basketweaving!"

underwater basketweaving by Truero December 3, 2005

underwater basket weaving 

fictional college course that is used to mock the typical course load taken by the average Division 1 basketball or football "student-athlete".

Advisor: This semester I'm gonna have you take Basketball Theory 101, Geography 100, College Seminar 101 and Underwater Basket Weaving 101 so we can keep you eligible.
Athlete: I don't know if I can handle all that
Advisor: It's okay, we have individual tutors for each of those classes that will do your homework for you.

underwater basket weaving by quiggler March 7, 2007

Extreme Underwater Basket Weaving 

n: an illegal underground sport in which players must weave an entire basket underwater on one breath. If more than one player should manage to finish, the one who has created the most intricate or cleanest basket is kept alive while other contestants are shot. Most players drown in their first match. Some variations occur in EUBW, such as mines, sharks, and harpoons.

Bill: Mrs. Johnson, I'm so sorry about your loss. But how did your son die?

Mrs. Johnson: He drowned in an Extreme Underwater Basket Weaving tournament.

Bill: God rest his soul.

Extreme Underwater Basket Weaving by whOOpshT July 12, 2011

underwater basket weaving 

an easy or useless college course, whether real or not

He dismayed that the courses in underwater basket weaving were growing more common every year.

underwater basket weaving by The Return of Light Joker December 2, 2010

Underwater Basket Weaving 

The act of female masturbation in a bath.

Sophie said she was going to have a bath but I think she's going for a bit of underwater basket weaving.

Underwater Basket Weaving by CKing February 8, 2013

underwater basket weaving 

hilarious euphemism for masturbation

too much underwater basket weaving makes my wrist hurt

the interweb is a great tool for practicing underwater basket weaving

underwater basket weaving by studiosecond July 11, 2007

Underwater Basket Weaving 

A complex term used for sex; it takes two guys and a girl, or whatever you are into. One person receives the action, preferably a girl, while the guy or the other girl eats her out so hard and aggressive like weaving a basket. The other guy or girl would pour a bottle of fancy ass water, to give the simulation of being underwater.

"Hey, lets have a three way do some underwater basket weaving!"
Yeah let's do it!

Underwater Basket Weaving by Eroom Rolyat November 16, 2016