uncle pedro

sex with a man who doesn't have an erection

"Hey man you will never believe what happened last night. I met this smoking blonde at the bar and took her home. But sadly I had too much whiskey and when it came time to get some action I was only able to give her the uncle pedro. She got mad and left."

by cmm85 August 15, 2012

Uncle Pedro

An uncle who normally owns a van and gets all da girlz but prefers kids from ages 8-14

Girl 1: OMG JAKE BABAJEWS IS SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HOT!!!!!!!!!!!
Girl 2: Ya he's really hot but he's an Uncle Pedro. He touchin' dem kids...

by Fnxdjljsjlndtykvsarhjbf January 28, 2018

Uncle pedo

An uncle who touches male members of the family

Oh uncle pedo Dilip, please don't touch my anus while we're drunk

by Get wrecker July 10, 2016

Uncle pedo

Offently refered to the weird member of the family who touches up family members

“ Uncle Ollie Barber don’t be an Uncle pedo, stop touching me!”

by Jake Alexander B January 19, 2018

ur uncle pedo

one up from ur aunt ase

when this is said, everything in the universe (or in the void, if it is said there) turns into a random object

Sean: ur aunt ase
Bart: say that one more time
Sean: ur aunt ase
Bart: ur uncle pedo
*everything in the universe turns into a staple gun*

by PFJZESKTRHLJNIAWI:rk dvAKV,i w June 2, 2018

Pedo Uncle

When your uncle hands you a dildo and says to shove it up your grandma's ass

My Uncle did a Pedo Uncle at christmas

by Giga N@GGI 2000 October 26, 2022