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it means someone who's crusty, never showered, and only thinks about Sephora. Use this if you REALLY hate someone.
"You're a umzers brat, you know that right?"
umzers by mugofcoffee725 February 9, 2024
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A word used by one kid when another kid does something bad.
Umbers! I'm gonna tell the teacher.
umbers by vinreo April 28, 2005
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umbers im telling the teacher on you
umbers by the person who exists February 27, 2022
A word commonly associated with younger children as an expresion of doing something wrong
Kid A: Do you know who broke the window?

Kid B: Yeah, it was me.

Kid A: Ummers!
ummers by G B September 29, 2005
A fat over weight insignificant twat that thinks he has it all, but really has nothing going for him. Blows off all the proper boys
Your a bit of an umbers
You twat!
Umbers by lad April 22, 2004

Umberstand 

An alternative to understands. Orignally created with Strong bads reaction to Coach Z's pronounciation in the cartoon "Sbemailurized!" on Homestar Runner.com.
I cam'b deven umberstand wum that guy's sane! Zee you nezz dime!
Umberstand by Big-Head September 4, 2010

umberston 

Your name is humberstone and your trying that tiktok trend
umberston by Lucy humberstone October 5, 2021
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