ummers 

A word commonly associated with younger children as an expresion of doing something wrong

Kid A: Do you know who broke the window?

Kid B: Yeah, it was me.

Kid A: Ummers!

ummers by G B September 29, 2005

umbers 

A word used by one kid when another kid does something bad.

Umbers! I'm gonna tell the teacher.

umbers by vinreo April 28, 2005

umbers 

new mexican trouble

umbers im telling the teacher on you

umbers by the person who exists February 27, 2022

ummer 

A person who speaks at least 14 "Umm"s per minute, where "Uhh"s are equal to half an Umm, according to Dvorak's Hummer Theory.

See also: Berkeley hummer

The slave recognized the Senator to be an ummer after it measured 16 Umms per minute during the Senator's speech by using an Umm-meter, in the morning.

ummer by CitizenSlave August 28, 2013

Ummer 

An insane gamer who goes all night until 7:00 in the morning and then passes out.

I CAN'T STOP GAMING I AM AN UMMER!!!

Ummer by tittyfuck69 April 26, 2009

Ummer 

A big fat shit with no friends

Wow that guy is such an ummer

Ummer by john watson school June 27, 2007

ummer 

A way of introducing a boyfriend, girlfriend, or lover when you don't wish to say any of the free. The name comes from the fumbling you do when you introduce them: "This is. . .um..er..."

"This is my ummer, Olivia."

"Mom, this is um. . .er, David."

ummer by lizzie mag September 8, 2006