A person who speaks at least 14 "Umm"s per minute, where "Uhh"s are equal to half an Umm, according to Dvorak's Hummer Theory.

See also: Berkeley hummer

The slave recognized the Senator to be an ummer after it measured 16 Umms per minute during the Senator's speech by using an Umm-meter, in the morning.

ummer by CitizenSlave August 28, 2013

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Ummer

An insane gamer who goes all night until 7:00 in the morning and then passes out.

I CAN'T STOP GAMING I AM AN UMMER!!!

Ummer by tittyfuck69 April 26, 2009

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Ummer

A big fat shit with no friends

Wow that guy is such an ummer

Ummer by john watson school June 27, 2007

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ummer

A way of introducing a boyfriend, girlfriend, or lover when you don't wish to say any of the free. The name comes from the fumbling you do when you introduce them: "This is. . .um..er..."

"This is my ummer, Olivia."

"Mom, this is um. . .er, David."

ummer by lizzie mag September 8, 2006

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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