ultraspank 

California five-piece that had two albums (Ultraspank and Progress) on Sony, before splitting up due to not being simplistic enough to appeal to Middle America.

Shame, since they were rather damn good...even though you got weird looks in HMV when asking for their CDs.

Go on Amazon, for God's sake...

ultraspank by OD Smith March 29, 2005

ultraspank 

1) totally chill
2) having a good sense of style
3) can be used to describe anything good

That chick is totally ultraspank dude.
That new Gucci suit is utraspank.
That was one ultraspankin' ride.

ultraspank by Waldo March 2, 2003

Ultrawank

Watching multiple porns at a time while listening to dubstep

Skins, season 5 episode 6 lolol, Alo is Ultrawanking in the beginning of the episode

Ultrawank by AngryRUSHAN April 4, 2011

ultrapants 

Pants that define epic, without using words. Glorious trousers handed down from the Gods.

Ultrapants make the world go 'round.

ultrapants by Bufferkiller September 19, 2009

Ultrasack 

The action of hitting a man in their balls so hard that they will

1) Swell up to 50 times their size and suffocate them.
2)Fall off and die.

Dude, I kicked Sean so hard i was an Ultrasack.

Ultrasack by Straight O. G. April 20, 2011

Ultrawank

Jacking off while watching multiple pornos, listening to dubstep and smoking weed.

Dude I had the most intense ultrawank session this morning while listening to Rusko and smoking on that Lemon Drop you gave me.

I caught Stan ultrawanking in his room this morning.

Ultrawank by Dubsupercock June 19, 2011

ultradank 

Adjective used by musician Walter Becker (of Steely Dan fame). Usually used along with superfine.

"This tape will be superfine, ultradank and most excellent for my purposes."

ultradank by Since 1845 May 11, 2006