Breath-taking. One who is perfect and has a strange love of angry midgets. Beautiful and loving except for constant urge to stab random people.
One day I hope I meet my Shylene.
Pants that define epic, without using words. Glorious trousers handed down from the Gods.
Ultrapants make the world go 'round.
High Brow term for fellatio. Often accompanied by its rarely used cunnilingus counterpart "Swallowing The Placenta."
When was the last time someone smoked your birth cigar?
Dude! I just walked in on the new chick smoking the birth cigar!