Ultra constitutional guarantees is an eftekasa from Dr. Mohamed Elbrade3i. Elbrade3i knows for fact that he has no chance of becoming president of Egypt after Jan 25th revolution, so he's trying to make as many eftekasats as he can so he can become something. All his eftekasats are against the majority. Many people see Elbrada3i as idol, so they believe every word he says.. Idiots Huh?..
1. An ultra conservative is someone on the far extreme end of the right. They all tend to be pro life, pro rich, and of course pro religion(that is christianity). The modern day GOP consists largely of ultra conservatives.
"Man did you know back in the day people retired at 65, abortions were legal, the old were taken care of through this thing called medicade, evolution, not inteligent design was taught as science, and evryday citizens had rights."
"Wow that sounds like a fantastic story, fiction of course, but great at any rate. No ULTRA CONSERVATIVE could live in a world like that!"
Someone who takes every law in the Bible literally and uses it to verbally attack people who don't agree with what they say to a tee. They tend to support the death penalty for non-heterosexuals, transgendered people, women who get abortions, and tries to convert all non-Christians within a 200 mile radius.
Ethan: "Fuck, that guy tried to shove his Bible in my face just cause I was gay, he called me a faggot, and said I'd spend eternity rotting in fire and brimstone!"
Krysta: "Was he quoting that one Leviticus passage?"
Ethan: "Yeah."
Krysta: "Wearing a Make America Great Again shirt?"
Ethan: "Yep."
Krysta: "You found a bible-humping homophobic ultraconservative dickwad."
Ethan: "Couldn't have put it better m
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.