uhmaf
uhmaf by Jimmy Graville November 23, 2020
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uhamf
Pronunciation: ooh-wamf
noun: An acronym for "useless hoe-ass motherfucker"; an insult; often used as a greeting between friends while clasping forearms and calling each other "comrade"
adj: An explicit descriptor for someone who doesn't do their job, doesn't care about anything, or doesn't say anything useful
noun: An acronym for "useless hoe-ass motherfucker"; an insult; often used as a greeting between friends while clasping forearms and calling each other "comrade"
adj: An explicit descriptor for someone who doesn't do their job, doesn't care about anything, or doesn't say anything useful
He's such an uhamf.
Uhamf, Comrade, uhamf.
My uhamf partner on this project is going to make us fail.
Uhamf, Comrade, uhamf.
My uhamf partner on this project is going to make us fail.
uhamf by LadyMissTaken January 16, 2020
uhmayzing
It is like amazing, except it is for something SUPER amazing! It sounds better than amayzinger. You say it lyk UH MAY ZING. It is important to emphasize all the syllables.
uhmayzing by MISSuhmayzing December 12, 2008
uhmazing
the elongation (opposite of abbreviation) of amazing. defined by excitement, bewilderment, and amazement. like, uh - this is amazing.
Uhmpf
When a woman has a wet dream, and desperately needs the big old salami inside her immediatley to get that uhmpf of an excellent orgasm, so explosive that it leaves her flopping like a fish for five minutes afterwards.........Uhmpf.
Thelma woke up from a deep sleep, dreaming of the cabana boy massaging her erotically, he was sexually enticing her, when she awoke she is laying in her own bed, with her husband sleeping soundly next to her, she could not hold out she wanted it now, was so aroused she had to nail his ass and got that uhmpf that totally satisfied her every need.