uhmaf

ejaculating and burping at the same time whilst toe fucking a teenager

i am uhmaf tonight

by Jimmy Graville November 23, 2020

Uhma

Grandmothers that are to young and off the chain to be called Granny!

See that lady over there ..

Yeah she’s a total Uhma!

by maaad May 20, 2018

uhamf

Pronunciation: ooh-wamf
noun: An acronym for "useless hoe-ass motherfucker"; an insult; often used as a greeting between friends while clasping forearms and calling each other "comrade"
adj: An explicit descriptor for someone who doesn't do their job, doesn't care about anything, or doesn't say anything useful

He's such an uhamf.
Uhamf, Comrade, uhamf.
My uhamf partner on this project is going to make us fail.

by LadyMissTaken January 16, 2020

uhmayzing

It is like amazing, except it is for something SUPER amazing! It sounds better than amayzinger. You say it lyk UH MAY ZING. It is important to emphasize all the syllables.

That one boy looks amazing, but the other one looks UHMAYZING!

by MISSuhmayzing December 12, 2008

uhmazing

the elongation (opposite of abbreviation) of amazing. defined by excitement, bewilderment, and amazement. like, uh - this is amazing.

wow this cookie is uhmazing.

by hxpe November 12, 2010

Uhmazin'

Someone who totally rocks is Uhmazin'!

Codybear Backes, You are UHMAZIN'.

by Weesuh November 27, 2010

Uhmpf

When a woman has a wet dream, and desperately needs the big old salami inside her immediatley to get that uhmpf of an excellent orgasm, so explosive that it leaves her flopping like a fish for five minutes afterwards.........Uhmpf.

Thelma woke up from a deep sleep, dreaming of the cabana boy massaging her erotically, he was sexually enticing her, when she awoke she is laying in her own bed, with her husband sleeping soundly next to her, she could not hold out she wanted it now, was so aroused she had to nail his ass and got that uhmpf that totally satisfied her every need.

by archide January 21, 2014