Uhaul Lesbian

In North American lesbian popular culture, the term U-Haul (named after the brand of rental "move yourself" trucks and equipment) is gay slang for a relationship that progresses very quickly, for example moving in together after only a short period of time -- a pattern stereotypically attributed to relationships between two women.

We had a dyke come in to the store today we could tell she was a uhaul lesbian.

by Nicks wifey October 29, 2007

uhaul lesbian

The kind of lesbian that wants to move in after talking for 3 days. They like to move fast. She'll bring the u-haul.

John: Hey did you hear about Cierra's new girl?
pete: Yeah I heard they got married after a month. She seems like such a uhaul lesbian.

by bitchbox42069 June 21, 2020

U-Haul Lesbian

A U-Haul lesbian is a LGBTQ+ (specifically lesbian) term for a lesbian who gets attached very quickly. The joke that goes along with this term is “What does a lesbian bring on the second date? A U-Haul.” Because they get so attached that they bring a moving truck to move in immediately with their significant other.

I went on a date with a U-Haul lesbian. She annoyed me so much that I won’t go on a second date.

by jawanna blowme? January 7, 2020

U-haul lesbian

These are Lesbians that after meeting someone tend to move in with that person right away. It is a very unhealthy type of behavior that stems from their inability to date the preferred sex when they were younger for fear of retaliation or chiding.

Claire is such a U-Haul Lesbian, she met JoJo last week and they have already moved in together.

by Dr. Battleship DeCock March 14, 2008