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Ninety four gay men having sex on a large oversized wooden table
Oh did you see that one kid he calls himself a Tywoony and has no idea what it means HA, and he wonders why everyone laughs at him
Tywoony by FatherShitstain45 March 4, 2017
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Clement ruler of all mankind. Bold enough to single handedly challenge a sitting President and win. God is he and he is God.
The king is here forevermore. Samuel 1:17, That Tywon, is King.
tywon by IAmTy October 29, 2020
to typo: to make a typo of something. to make a mistake, usually with grammar/spelling/etc.
John: can i ass you a question
Marie: Hahaha you asshat, ask me again without typoing it

Bob: I sure typoed that test! (gets 43%)
typoed by RisingWolve2 November 17, 2013

Typoeyetis 

A fictional disease (potentially involving hand eye coordination or fat fingers) where one has many typos while texting on any mobile device often rendering the text or sentence unreadable.

In other words, severe typos
Person 1: how awr yuo todaf?
Person 2: whoa that was some serious typoeyetis OR your typoeyetis is kicking up again
Typoeyetis by captainwoahin October 4, 2020

hjugyhf fdfctdrxevsasw rjtkyl,u;./tywsedr6tf7gy8hu9ijko,';./b nawwwwwwwwwwwwwwkm,u;h9ii,hjuyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyesxdraswxgtfvybhjnkml,;

When your cat walks on your keyboard
HEY CHLOE PLEASE GET OFF MY KEYBOARD
Chloe the cat: MEow

hjugyhf fdfctdrxevsasw rjtkyl,u;./tywsedr6tf7gy8hu9ijko,';./b nawwwwwwwwwwwwwwkm,u;h9ii,hjuyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyesxdraswxgtfvybhjnkml,;
A person (usually used to describe a female) who is of legal adult age for sexual intercourse (over 18 in most US states), but is still too young to legally drink alcoholic beverages (ie, under the age of 21). "Too Young to Drink, Old Enough to Fuck" = Tydoef
I've been taking night classes at the junior college so I can pick up a Tydoef.

I fucked a Tydoef from my accounting class, but I had to take her home before I went out to the bars to drink.
Tydoef by HorseHungTydoefFucker November 2, 2007