This occurs when an individual is in the kitchen or somewhere away from their Television and they hear a voice on the TV that sounds distinctly similar to that of Daniel Tosh, the host of the funny-as-hell video clip show Tosh.o. Thus, out of sheer instinct, the individual will run to his/her television in dissapointment to find that it is just some guy on 50 Star Stand-Up Weekend.
Man, last night I've been having mad Toshallucinations like every ten minutes. I was barely able to get any fucking sleep!
A girl with an amazing personality though get on her bad side and she will kill you. She has the fattest wagon you will ever see and it will make you stare and drool for days. Even with all these good traits she's straight Hollywood and will leave you on delivered for eternity. Also, has a severe case of DSL but is not contagious.
Tyshalikque is a gorgeous brownskin that's hilarious, smart, strong, and courageous 😍. She's a coo ass person and her personality is just so ughhh😩, she's very weird (but in a good way) but I promise you'll love her and shes a handful and sometimes a little on the mean side but you won't regret meeting her😁 !
Ohhhh yea and she's the only person who has her name on earth 😎..
Tyshalikque is the typa muthafuckaa you wanna be around, she fun and retarted 😂!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.
2. Movie
A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.
3. Situation/Person/Decision
See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!
2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!
A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.