not fun at all, not even in retrospect. As in, “What the hell was I thinking? If I ever even consider doing that again, somebody slap some sense into me.”
The diabetes you have when you don't have diabetes, but have such a sweet tooth always eating and drinking sweet stuff you should have diabetes, even though the blood tests say you don't.
Kim: That's your fourth can of soda.... that can't be good for you!
the kind of diabetes you get when someone talks constantly about how in love he or she is, because it's too sweet for your pancreas to handle, like way too much sugar all the time.
friend 1: if you're wondering what that smile on my face is all about its because I have had the best month ever. lovin me some friend 2. sorry for causing you all to get type 3 diabetes.
or
friend 1: ummm can it be about 4 pm tomorrow so I can be back in friend 2's arms?!?! i'll help pay for your insulin since it's my fault you have type 3 diabetes now.
or
friend 3: is SO happy my baby came home last night!! Time to shop for a Christmas tree, decorate it and have a lazy Sunday with her :) Life couldn't get any better :). you definitely have type 3 diabetes by now, everyone!
Cryptographic algorithm that has been registered by the National Institute of Standards and Technology and has been published as a Federal Information Processing Standard for use in protecting unclassified sensitive information or commercial information. NTIA
when you have type 1 diabetes (caused by your pancreas deciding to die out on a random shitty day of your childhood) , mixed with a fucking huge love for food, implying type 2 diabetes
randomhoebag who thinks they’re funny: “yo diabetes! don’t eat that! you’ll get type 3 diabetes” courtney (diabetic) : “...”
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.