A person (usually used to describe a female) who is of legal adult age for sexual intercourse (over 18 in most US states), but is still too young to legally drink alcoholic beverages (ie, under the age of 21). "Too Young to Drink, Old Enough to Fuck" = Tydoef

I've been taking night classes at the junior college so I can pick up a Tydoef.

I fucked a Tydoef from my accounting class, but I had to take her home before I went out to the bars to drink.

Tydoef by HorseHungTydoefFucker November 2, 2007

Tydongasaurus Cock

(n.) A name given to an overly large penis; an incredible name to give to your own penis

(n.) Much like the king of the dinosaurs, this name makes your penis the king of dicks (can also be abbreviated T. Cock just like T. Rex)

Guy 1: My penis is kinda small
Guy 2: *Pulls out penis*
Guy 1: GOD DAMN! That's a Tydongasaurus Cock!

Tydongasaurus Cock by Ankylosaurus February 25, 2010

Tydon

Tydon is one who is very needy. Tydon needs so much attention and love from other people. Tydon doesn’t know what he would do without attention. Tydon wants all the love he could get from the one that he loves, but it doesn’t usually work out. Tydon loves every single bit of attention he could get no matter what gender

Tydon is such an attention seeker, it’s so annoying. Here he comes! Act normal

Tydon by Baby Haha December 29, 2019

Tydon

Also known as Teagirl for his feminine ways of walking and talking. And the Tea part is because he is not trustworthy with secrets and he will spill your tea. Tydon is also very weird and will hit you for no reason. We should not tolerate the behavior of people like Tydon (Teagirl)

Person 1: OH MY GOD TYDONS COMING! RUN!
Person 2: OH NO NO NO NO NO PLEASE NO HE IS SCARY
Person 3: He’s just a Teagirl
Person 4: NO HES ANNOYING AND ABUSIVE
Tydon: HI GUYS
Everyone including Person 3: AHHHHHHH

Tydon by Baby Haha January 3, 2020

tydonte

A handsome person who is very talented and aheltic and soon to be rich one day

You are really a Tydonte

tydonte by Tydonte July 15, 2017

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026