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twunge

a portmanteau of twat and clunge

pronounced: 'tw-unj'

-a silly person
-individual lacking fundamental motor skills
-female genitalia
"Look at him he has dropped his hadron collider on his shoes AGAIN. What a twunge."

"John Terry"

"Why is there marmite in my twunge?"
by ChrisEaglesismyhero March 20, 2010
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twunge

It is a informal name for a cigarette,commonly used by teenage rebels who have father issues and who experience depression
Light me a twunge bra; can you stick me a twunge ?
by homie22 July 11, 2011
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Related Words
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Thunger

That feeling you get when you make a popular video
I felt the thunger after uploding my bread-themed song parody video
by wookawakawokawaka June 11, 2021
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Cow tounge

A large or powerful tounge, put to sexual uses.
Wow, that Wonda has a real cow tounge that can turn you inside out!
by I, Wreckerrr November 3, 2016
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Thunger

That feeling you get when you make a popular video!
A: Hey B, you know that feeling when you make a popular video?
B: You mean thunger?
A: Yeah! Thunger, feel the thunger, lightning and the thunger!
B: This is awesomesauce! LOL!
by diyosaur June 15, 2021
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Tounge hung

Having a large tounge for sexual uses.
Gene Simmons is very tounge hung. Tounge like a cow, makes you go WOW!
by I, Wreckerrr November 3, 2016
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Tunger's Paradox

Whether the day preceding an async day that is not a thursday is considered a fake friday or not
neither tuesday nor wednesday are thursday or friday
but wednesday will be async
and tuesday will be last day she will talk to us
does this mean that tuesday is fake friday?
Damn, this is a real Tunger's Paradox
by ccans December 21, 2020
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