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a portmanteau of twat and clunge

pronounced: 'tw-unj'

-a silly person
-individual lacking fundamental motor skills
-female genitalia
"Look at him he has dropped his hadron collider on his shoes AGAIN. What a twunge."

"John Terry"

"Why is there marmite in my twunge?"
by ChrisEaglesismyhero March 20, 2010
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When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods
Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak
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It is a informal name for a cigarette,commonly used by teenage rebels who have father issues and who experience depression
Light me a twunge bra; can you stick me a twunge ?
by homie22 July 11, 2011
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