twumpkin

The unprecedented act of tweeting, while receiving fellatio, while defecating. A portmanteau of "tweeting" and "blumpkin." Coined and first performed by Tim Beall.

Tim: "Dude, I just tweeted while I got a blumpkin!"
Mikey: "That's fucking epic!"
Tim: "Yes, it is. I call it... THE TWUMPKIN!"

by PepperidgeFarm May 29, 2011

twumpkin

licking a girls pussy delicately while she is taking a dump

Ryan applied a twumpkin on the cute girl while she was leaving some timber.

by Harry and Gene October 31, 2009