twumpkin

The unprecedented act of tweeting, while receiving fellatio, while defecating. A portmanteau of "tweeting" and "blumpkin." Coined and first performed by Tim Beall.

Tim: "Dude, I just tweeted while I got a blumpkin!"
Mikey: "That's fucking epic!"
Tim: "Yes, it is. I call it... THE TWUMPKIN!"

by PepperidgeFarm May 29, 2011

twumpkin

licking a girls pussy delicately while she is taking a dump

Ryan applied a twumpkin on the cute girl while she was leaving some timber.

by Harry and Gene October 31, 2009

trumpkinder

Followers of Donald Trump who espouse hatred, misogyny, bigotry and racism.

After the recent presidential election, many of the Trumpkinder started to spout their hate filled rhetoric.

by Nipple master November 15, 2016

Trumpkin

A Halloween pumpkin with the face carved in the likeness of Donald Trump.

Oh, look at that pumpkin with the face of Donald Trump carved on it! That's the first "Trumpkin" I've seen this Fall ! LOL

by talk2me-JCH2 October 12, 2016

Trumpkin

A orange colored, gourd shaped melon with a pulpy flesh. Instead of tasty seeds this Mellon just contains stupid ideas

Hey Trumpkin, you're a looser!

by BirdieSanders July 8, 2016

Trumpkin

Carving Donald Trumps face onto a pumpkin, making a Jack-off Lantern.

Dude, happy Halloween! By the way, nice Trumpkin on your porch.

by x BILKO x October 12, 2016

trumpkin

Receiving anal sex while urinating on a Russian hooker.

I was content just peeing on the prostitute when a tiny handed vulgarian snuck up behind me and asked if I would like the full Trumpkin.

by gambletooth March 22, 2017