The unprecedented act of tweeting, while receiving fellatio, while defecating. A portmanteau of "tweeting" and "blumpkin." Coined and first performed by Tim Beall.
Tim: "Dude, I just tweeted while I got a blumpkin!"
Mikey: "That's fucking epic!"
Tim: "Yes, it is. I call it... THE TWUMPKIN!"
Mikey: "That's fucking epic!"
Tim: "Yes, it is. I call it... THE TWUMPKIN!"
by PepperidgeFarm May 05, 2011
Cracking an egg into an asshole or vagina, then fucking it until it's scrambled, thus making an omelette.
by PepperidgeFarm August 13, 2010