Definitions by PepperidgeFarm

twumpkin

The unprecedented act of tweeting, while receiving fellatio, while defecating. A portmanteau of "tweeting" and "blumpkin." Coined and first performed by Tim Beall.

Tim: "Dude, I just tweeted while I got a blumpkin!"
Mikey: "That's fucking epic!"
Tim: "Yes, it is. I call it... THE TWUMPKIN!"

twumpkin by PepperidgeFarm May 29, 2011

Swedish Omelette 

Cracking an egg into an asshole or vagina, then fucking it until it's scrambled, thus making an omelette.

Alex: Gab, wake up!
Gab: Why?
Alex: I want a Swedish Omelette for breakfast!

Swedish Omelette by PepperidgeFarm August 13, 2010