twoway

Sex between two people. Like a three-way, but crappier.

Will: Dude, I have never had a three way.
Ben: Me either
Will: I had a pretty sweet twoway the other night though.
Ben: Wow, what was that like?
Will: pretty good, but there were just the two of us.
Ben: really, so it was like you, and wait, ive had a two way

by thermodynamic14 March 22, 2009

twoway monorail

when two people take massive poops the size of footballs
and put them in each others dung-hole. then repeat the process until the butt hole is sore.

alban: do you want to do the twoway monorail?

nimrada:ok

by dr.shizzle December 18, 2009

Two Way Street

A term implying that you have to hold yourself to the same expectations as you hold others to. Tit for tat, this for that.

Todd: Did you wash my laundry yet?
Mary: Did you fix the sink yet?
Todd: No, I'll do it tomorrow.
Mary: I'll do your laundry tomorrow, it's a two way street buddy!

by Charondalay July 25, 2010

two way petting zoo

You pet the animals, they pet you back.

If you're feeling down, head on over to the two way petting zoo.

by drflubert March 20, 2009

two-way petting zoo

You pet the animals, they pet you back.

Hey Jim, wanna go to a two-way petting zoo.

by metal-sandwich March 23, 2009

two-way

A thong that goes up the front. in other words....a wedgie + a camel toe in one pair of underwear.

She wears a two way but im not quite sure what that means.

or...

I dont see why people wear two-ways. I would just free-ball it.

by Linz March 18, 2005

The Two-Way Truffle

The Two-Way Truffle is when a person pisses and shits on their partner in a simultaneous order. Usually used during sexual intercourse.

That girl is a freak man, she hit me with The Two-Way Truffle.

by yungkrabscale April 21, 2021