twondle 

When a girl takes your dong between her index and ring fingers and flicks it side to side.

I was bugging my wife while she was cooking, and she turned around and gave me a good ole twondle.

twondle by snordler February 15, 2009

twoddle 

Load of old rubbish, nonsense

that progrmme was a load of old twoddle

twoddle by Deborah Beeston September 7, 2006

twundle 

a bundle of twats being a massive cunt

The woman cussing the cashier out at the register was acting like a tremendous twundle.

twundle by manicmavis October 3, 2019

Nob-Twoddle 

adj {Nob tw odd al} The process of spending time and money in reviewing the process of spending time and money. Usually the outcomes are inane with little influence from common sense. Adoption by those who 'buy into the process' is low resulting the further wastage of time and money.

That systems review, its a load of nob-twoddle.

The time in motion team today were been time and motioned, what nob-twoddle!

Nob-Twoddle by sosoverysick March 18, 2010

twindle 

More commonly referred to as marijuana.

The term twindle refers to the dried leaves and flowers of female Cannibus plants. Twindle is used to describe the fine filaments of these combined items. The word twindle can also be used to describe the feeling that you would have upon smoking said substance. The feeling of pure pleasure as you can actually feel your sperm count lower.

Ev95: "Yo, you want me to pack you some?"

Hen69: "Pack some what??"

FedNeg: "Well, some Twindle, of course."

Hen69: "Indeed. Pack that shite, neg."

twindle by The_Messiah July 15, 2009

Twongle dong 

Tiny wiggly penis

Stop twirling your twongle dong jimmy

Twongle dong by Shad0w Drums October 19, 2017

twontle 

someone twootle loves with all his heart

twootle finally found his twontle he loves so dearly

twontle by ImDaRealOne March 18, 2021