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twoking

When someone has been tweaking for so long that the word has transformed into a mixture of its past tense and continuous tense.
Joker from Persona 5 has been twoking. I feel so bad for him. My poor little meow meow
by twoker664 November 27, 2023
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Twokinds

An awesome webcomic about an insane war-criminal who suffered amnesia, and is now trying to escape the war he created. The war is between humans and "keidrans," which are furries. He goes on an adventure with the tigress whom he saved, and eventually joins up with a law-abiding rat thing, a gender-confused assassin wolf, a rich slavemaster and his naive, romantic slave.

It sounds retarded, but you gotta give it a chance :D

It's fucking AWESOME.
"Hey Garrett, did you check out Twokinds yet?"
"I fucking hate you, I barely got any sleep because I was reading it for 4 hours."
by Seriou3 May 9, 2011
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Toking up

The act of smoking the sacred skunk or weed
Stoner 1: Bro whats up?
Stoner 2: Toking up man.
by Khronicc September 30, 2016
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Solar Toking

Solar Toking is a term for liting Marijuana in bowl or bong, outdoors, using the power of the sun and a magnifying glass or fresnel lens. By angling the magnifying glass or lens between the marijuana and the sun and focusing the beam into a dot the marijuana will ignite.

The reasons for doing this are:

1). Taste -
Marijuana smoked in this was is undiluted by butane or flint smoke from lighters.

2). Burns Clean -
The Marijuana smoked in this way burns clean rather than absorbing butane and chemicals from lighters.

3). Green Hits to the end -
The small area that is combusted by a beam of light allows for continuious inhalations of fresh Marijuana material.

4). Vaporizing -
With practice a Solar Toker can produce an affect simulair to Vaporizing without urning the material. By controlling the focus of light the bowl can be heated up releasing Marijuanas essential vapors.

5). No Wind -
The wind blows out the flame of a lighter. The Suns rays are not affected by wind.

6). Efficency -
Solar Toking is very efficent because it does not destroy and incinerate Marijuana material as a lighter does. Solar Toking can be precise so that no Material is wasted.

7). Time -
Solar Toking on a clear day, Marijuana can be ignited almost instantly if angled and aimed properly.

The only major drawback is that it is difficult to use Solar Toking in cloudy conditions. A clear to partly cloudy sky is optimal for Solar Toking.
Weedster 1: Whats that term they use for smoking out in the sun with a magnifying glass?

Weedster 2: Solar Toking?
by TheMadBonger April 1, 2007
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toking up

The act of smoking marijuana in an attempt to get high, see toke
I was thinking about going to Brad's house and toking up this weekend
by MrTree September 30, 2016
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toking on a number

I was taking a trip out to L.A
Tooling along in my Chevrolet
Toking on a number and digging on the radio
by Erasableninja June 6, 2018
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Toking Points

1. Talking points used for the purpose of furthering the argument to make cannabis legal.

2. Intelligent, insightful, or provocative thoughts someone decides to express while stoned.

(Inspired by the cannabis activist brand of the same name)
1. Billy's toking points were enough to make the D.A.R.E. officer drop his head, slump out of the classroom, and question his whole career.

2. Last night while baking, we were dropping toking points so heavy we had to pull out the video camera. After sober review, we discovered one of our "revolutionary ideas" was to fix Africa by giving everyone cheesecake.
by T. Panda February 9, 2013
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