two stack 

A pile of shit. A stack of number 2.

"The bathroom stinks. Ben just dropped a two stack."

two stack by ArnoldKY August 22, 2011

Two Sacker 

A female having an appearance of such hideous nature that not one, but two sacks are required to facilitate consensual intercourse between the female and a second party. The sacks are referred to formally as the principal and secondary sacks. The principal sack is placed over the head of the aforementioned female and serves as precautionary measure in the prevention of unnecessary visual exposure by the second party. Such visual exposures have previously been observed to cause severe gastric disturbances resulting in projectile fluid discharge--not to be confused with sexual lubricants (unsuitable viscosity). The secondary sack, more commonly known as the "safety net" is placed over the second parties head as a means of N+1 redundancy. Thus, should the principle sack fail (i.e., become banged off), the secondary sack shall become the primary means of visual protection. It should be well noted that neither sack is intended nor capable of preventing pregnancy or STDs.

Sam: Dude, I accidentally banged the principle sack straight off this two sacker the other day.

Nick: Holy shit. Dude you gotta be more careful.

Sam: Yea man, good thing I had my secondary sack stapled to my forehead.

Nick: Thank god for the N+1 rule.

Two Sacker by threeleggeddog July 13, 2012

Oklahoma Two Sack 

When two people are having sex and both wear a sack on their heads.

That bitch was so ugly I put a bag on my head in case her’s fell off! We call that the Oklahoma Two Sack!

Oklahoma Two Sack by @paulester9 May 7, 2019

two sack girl

When a girl is so unattractive that when you are sleeping with her both of you must wear a sack. Her to hide her face; him just in case hers falls off.

That girl is so hideous that she might just be a two sack girl

two sack girl by DDubs February 1, 2016

two sack 

Two American dollars worth of regular cannabis.

Can I purchase a two sack, Bernard?
You most certainly may, Reginald, that will cost you two American dollars, though.

two sack by masty garson andson July 19, 2010

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a game from chowder that involves no winning
its bad luck not to say the whole name

how many times do i have to say there is no winning in Field Tournament Style Up and Down on the Ground Manja Flanja Blanja Banja Ishka Bibble Babble Flabble Doma Roma Floma Boma Jingle-Jangle Every-Angle Brickabracka Flacka-stacka Two-ton Rerun Free-for-all Big Ball.

Field Tournament Style Up and Down on the Ground Manja Flanja Blanja Banja Ishka Bibble Babble Flabble Doma Roma Floma Boma Jingle-Jangle Every-Angle Brickabracka Flacka-stacka Two-ton Rerun Free-for-all Big Ball. by StepJoe July 28, 2023

Two-Handed Sack Basket 

When the One-Handed Sack Basket is insufficient at covering the testicle and penis combo "this problem is most commonly experienced by black men". It may be necessary to use both hands. This is know as a Two-Handed Sack Basket.

Shaniqua "Daaamn you seen Tyron's dick!"

Sally" No somebitch was usin a Two-Handed Sack Basket. I didn't see shit!"

Two-Handed Sack Basket by englishhotpocketmaster January 19, 2012