The nickname for Red Sox 2B Dustin Pedroia. Named for his gritty nature, toughness and altogether blue collar style of play. A more fitting nickname than "laser show"
Dusty Two Sacks at the plate, he is 2-3 today with a double to left center and s single up the middle. He is batting .305 with 16 HR's, 27 Doubles and 23 Stolen Bases this year.
by IllGrotesque August 19, 2011
That bitch was so ugly I put a bag on my head in case her’s fell off! We call that the Oklahoma Two Sack!
by @paulester9 May 8, 2019
When a girl is so unattractive that when you are sleeping with her both of you must wear a sack. Her to hide her face; him just in case hers falls off.
by DDubs November 23, 2015
When the One-Handed Sack Basket is insufficient at covering the testicle and penis combo "this problem is most commonly experienced by black men". It may be necessary to use both hands. This is know as a Two-Handed Sack Basket.
Shaniqua "Daaamn you seen Tyron's dick!"
Sally" No somebitch was usin a Two-Handed Sack Basket. I didn't see shit!"
Sally" No somebitch was usin a Two-Handed Sack Basket. I didn't see shit!"
by englishhotpocketmaster January 14, 2012
Can I purchase a two sack, Bernard?
You most certainly may, Reginald, that will cost you two American dollars, though.
You most certainly may, Reginald, that will cost you two American dollars, though.
by masty garson andson July 19, 2010