two shakes 

Shortened version of two shakes of a lamb's tail.

I'll be there in two shakes.

two shakes by Tyler July 27, 2004

Two shakes 

A quick hand job using both hands.

Went up to her bedroom for two shakes before heading to the party.

Two shakes by Leaf on the Wind September 10, 2021

two shakes of a lamb's tail 

a short length of time

I'll be back from the store in two shakes of a lamb's tail.

two shakes of a lamb's tail by Anonymous August 31, 2003

two shakes of a lamb's tail 

very quickly, as soon as possible

popularized by Uma Thurman in the movie Pulp Fiction

Just make yourself a drink Vincent and i'll be down in two shakes of a lamb's tail.

two shakes of a lamb's tail by Anonymous September 1, 2003

two shakes of a lamb's tail 

To do something in a fast manner - as quicks a lambs tail shakes...twice

I'll be there in two shakes of a lamb's tail...

two shakes of a lamb's tail by LimeyGeeza August 31, 2003

two shakes of a chimps cock 

To be there in a minute. The full version of 'there in two shakes'.

'I'll be there in two shakes of a chimps cock Vera', shouted Mavis before grabbing her coat, rushing to the front door and setting off for a good night at the bingo.

two shakes of a chimps cock by chesterpest January 22, 2010

Two Shakes of a Lamb’s Tail 

A term most commonly used amongst the sexually active elderly to describe a gentleman who’s pubic hair has gone white, long and untamed - completely hiding his penis, visually resembling the tail of a lamb. He gives his lady one pump in her front door and one pump in her back door (two shakes) before losing his erection and calling it a night. His lady is less than satisfied, but it’s better than nothing.

“Bernie, are you and Irene coming to bingo?”
“No, I’ve gotta get this bitch home to give her Two Shakes of a Lamb’s Tail. See you next week, if we’re not dead yet.”

Two Shakes of a Lamb’s Tail by LambsTail May 2, 2018