two eighty

Perfectly or exactly.

Like "to a tee" but to a tee is a BOLLOCKS phrase that makes no sense, just google it, no-one has any fucking idea where the hell it came from. So instead "two eighty" makes just as much sense and is just as logical.

Jane: That describes him two eighty.

two eighty by Fexx January 6, 2008

a buck two eighty 

"a buck two eighty" means $3.80 because $1.00+$2.80=$3.80

my dad once asked me for "a buck two eighty" and i asked him how much that was and he said, "figure it out and tell me later"

a buck two eighty by ricter70 December 27, 2010

Eleven Eighty-two 

Function: Noun
Pronunciation: \i-ˈle-vən ˈā-tē ˈtü\

An Eleven Eighty-two is an individual of certain body dimensions which cannot be accommodated by conventional seating such as airplane seats or roller-coaster seats. An Eleven Eighty-two requires additional or modified seating space.

The term originated in the south-eastern United States in the early 21st century. Particularly, the term developed in Orlando Florida at the theme park, Universal's Islands of Adventure. It first came into usage as a discrete coded terminology for park employees to identify individuals who could not be accommodated by the attraction's seating.

The term Eleven Eighty-two has become synonymous with an individual who exhibits an unreasonable level of morbid obesity; thus, the requirement for additional or modified seating. It has since entered common vernacular, also as a discrete coded terminology to identify serious fatties. Ironically, however, its wide-spread usage has eliminated the secrecy of the term.

Usage 1) Park attraction operator: "We've got an Eleven Eighty-two in row one. Relocate them to the modified seating in row five."

Usage 2) "I've got the nastiest mobile upload of this Eleven Eighty-two I saw last night. I'm gonna tag you in it."

Eleven Eighty-two by Dorian Dark August 3, 2009

eighty two 

A kid that is obssessed with daunte hall and would even go down on him if he met him in real life. He has a friend with a "little hand" and also a friend that he likes to call eric jr. This kid spells his name with a "q" to try to be "unique"

What a douchbag that kid is an eighty2

hahhahahaha that kid thinks he is funny he is a 82

hahahhahaha that kid just had relations with a dog, what an 82

eighty two by Pee HaZe November 27, 2004

Shit and two make eight! 

An expression used when something unpleasant has happened, is happening or will happen. It's a fun way of saying 'o crap, for cripes sake, o man or similar'.

Ugh, I just hit her in the head with a frisbee, shit and two make eight!

Shit and two make eight! by shit&2make8 October 1, 2009

two and eight 

It's Cockney Rhyming slang innit Geezah?

Oh. And it's the Bingo thing too...

"Two and Eight"... State. As in "Blimey! 'E's in a proper two an' eight, Guv..."

two and eight by Gor Blimey Howard July 5, 2004

shit plus two equals eight 

A way to use the word "Shit" in public or in the presence of children or those easily offended. 6 + 2 = 8.

While preparing dinner for the Family, a Mothet cuts her finger and exclaims outloud, "Well shit plus two equals eight!!!"

shit plus two equals eight by Barbara J. Green April 26, 2014