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twizzletits 

1. A girl's whose tits compares to those of a $20 prostitute.
2. A girl who you wouldn't even "feel-up" for $20.
Derives from the word- bitchtits, but due to recent changes in "pimp slang", $20 bitches are now called twizzles. Thus forming twizzletits.
-Hey, I'll give you 20 bucks if you feel up Sally.
-No way that girl has twizzletits!
twizzletits by Josh Attack December 15, 2010

Twinkletwat 

Noun
A person that thinks they are special and sparkle, but is really just an annoying and privileged idiot that deserves a special brand of slur.
Often part of the larger and more colorful insult "Glitterclitted Twinkletwat"
"Did you see how badly Andy was treating his cousin last night in front of all the kid's friends? What a glitterclitted twinkletwat!"
Twinkletwat by Uncle McFlirty March 13, 2023

Twiddletwat 

Someone who absolutely must fuck about with everything they come into contact with, and during the process delude themselves into thinking they've actually improved the thing they've just fucked up.
"For fucks sake will you leave that bastard thing alone before you fuck it up completely you useless twiddletwat!"
Twiddletwat by EviL AnGeL April 20, 2004

Twizzletits 

Angry Kid slur
TWIZZLETITS!!!!!
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Witch Bath 

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