Bill: "Dude, I just got a
twitter from Hank telling me he's scoping out some hot women at a club in Reno."
Ted: "He's such a
twitter-twat! He'd rather take the time to tell you about those hot women than actually try to hook up with them? Wait... You have a
twitter account? You're a twitter-twat, too! Fuck, I need some new friends...!"