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Twitter Standard Time 

Twitter Standard Time is the modern equivalent of the CNN era "Do Something Syndrome," where the pressure to "Do Something" in politics, globally is virtually instantaneous.
J: My grad school mentor called it the "Do-Something Syndrome." And it's pretty powerful.

S: Yes, that is exactly what it is. And with media saturation, it's only worse. DOSOMETHING! NOW!!!!!!1!

J: "No, we live on the internet era equivalent, it's called Twitter Standard Time!"

Twitter Prime Time

From 2 PM - 10 PM

Twitter Prime Time is when Twitter will be most active, most tweets tweeted by people during this time period will be noticed by more people. People may get more views, favorites, and retweets on their tweets during this time period than in the morning or midnight.
Don't forget to check your retweets after Twitter Prime Time.

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Tittertime 

Being inappropriately early for any occasion.
The party started at 7:00 but I arrived on Tittertime at 6:55 surprising the behind-schedule hosts.
Tittertime by Lizziechef June 5, 2015

Twintertime 

A combination of the word "wintertime" and the word" twinkle" which refers to the feeling that one would have upon witnessing the holiday lights as they reflect upon the ice and snow of the winter season.
She was experiencing Twintertime as she stepped outside Christmas eve night.
Twintertime by MrWood November 15, 2017
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026