Textsomnia

The inability to get a decent night's sleep because of one's self-imposed obligation to read and reply to every single late night text. This thus results in a long drawn out dialogue which probably would have only lasted about 5 minutes over the phone.

An ailment often experienced by people who feel so self-important that must respond immediately to every form of technological communication.

Boss: Why are you so lethargic and lackluster at the office today?

Employee: I'm suffering from textsomnia. I couldn't get a wink of sleep last night because my friend kept texting me about the most random stuff...like Moby Dick...and floggings...and the caloric count of coconuts.

by VitruvianMan October 9, 2009

Textimonial

This is a text, ranging from long to very short, confessing something that he/she could not otherwise do face-to-face.

"He sent her a long textimonial, confessing his true love."

"After the party she sent me a textimonial about how much she wanted to jump my bones"

by michaliann September 15, 2009

techsomnia

When your brain will not allow you to sleep until you accomplish some technology-related task. Word devised by Kuroi Kaze on his Facebook wall 1/24/2011.

I was going to go to bed, but then techsomnia hit and I just HAD to root my Samsung Epic and put a new rom on there. Next thing I know it's 2:30 a.m. and I have to be up for work at 6.

by BullCharge January 24, 2011

Telesomniac

This is a person that automatically falls asleep about a third of the way through any show/movie EVERY SINGLE TIME! Even when this is something that the person really wants to watch.

"Hey man, didn't Ted pick this movie out? I can't believe he's already asleep!"
"Yea he always does this, he's aTelesomniac. He can't help it. Telesomnia is a serious medical condition."

by trapknowledge November 18, 2013

twitsomnia

Losing sleep because you are on Twitter constantly

Bro, it's 3am and you're still on twitter? You need to get checked out for Twitsomnia!

by AJusteGG January 26, 2014