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twisted mister 

A flacid penis, moments after masturbation
As I exited the bathroom stall I could tell the other occupants knew what I had been doing in there by the way they stared at my now twisted mister.

Twisted-mister 

1. A derivation on the band twisted sister.
2. A co-worker who decides he’s no longer a male and demands bitch rights and can no longer do their (pronoun unknown) part.
3. Jeffrey Dhamer.
Did that really just happen? Did he say he’s a girl now?,,, That’s one twisted-mister
Ahh shit shh you’ll get us fired you know all these homo promo nouns have the all the rights..

Wait till Trump
Twisted-mister by Marshall tucker December 28, 2024

mister twister 

If you are a guy, something much worse than a tornado.
That little twinkleberry gave his best friend a mister twister.
mister twister by Guido1 March 11, 2008

Mister Twister 

When you and a group of your bros play a game of twister whilst being butt naked
We should play "Mister Twister" after the party
Mister Twister by WaWaWetneSs December 17, 2021

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
Word of the Day on May 24, 2026