15 definitions by Marshall tucker
A prolific butt sniffer. A tennis player who whilst being a good player also loves the smell of ass.. hopefully limited to his sweaty ass. Often times can be watched on espn sniffing said ass.
by Marshall tucker October 20, 2021
People who love Tom brady so much they will forsake their favorite team to follow this glam fag wherever he goes. Literally they would love tompa brady to bust loads on their face.
I’m a full Bradyite he could join Al qaeda I would still route for him.
I and the rest of the bradyites are gonna meet for a rub and tug circle jerk while the games on.
I and the rest of the bradyites are gonna meet for a rub and tug circle jerk while the games on.
by Marshall tucker October 18, 2021
When you flush the toilet and sit down to shit and realize it’s clogged and your balls are wet.
Resulting in a immediate explicit sentence and jog of memory to figure out who was last in the house to,use the toilet.
Resulting in a immediate explicit sentence and jog of memory to figure out who was last in the house to,use the toilet.
I woke up and had a growler a brewing I went to shit flushed in the dark and sat down to lay some coil snap….
Harry ball dip.
Harry ball dip.
by Marshall tucker October 30, 2021
Being invested in a certain Chicago football team but being embearesd about their choice of quarterbacks general managers and overall city issues.
It’s been a tough 35/years since we won a super bowl im a little Chicago embearesd.
My homie Code red loves them sadly.
My homie Code red loves them sadly.
by Marshall tucker October 28, 2021
Aging sex addict who can’t keep up with the new trends of kinky sex. Flog-nosticators are prone to being side tracked and forgetting shit.
Usually resulting in suicide by strangulation.
Usually resulting in suicide by strangulation.
I was watching some serious porn last night and was enjoying it the. I went to check the frozen pizza in the oven. I forgot to turn it off and the wife came home and saw what I was watching.
I’ve seen my life go bye so fast but I know that I’ve become a flog-nosticator
I told myself to never flog-nosticate
I’ve seen my life go bye so fast but I know that I’ve become a flog-nosticator
I told myself to never flog-nosticate
by Marshall tucker April 10, 2022
Wow I went downtown with the kid to get some ice cream and ran smack dab into a homo event.
We got the rainbow sorbet and bolted out of town like we were being chased by the undead .
We got the rainbow sorbet and bolted out of town like we were being chased by the undead .
by Marshall tucker October 18, 2021
Bull-horned: when you fuck around with somebody, start some shit and get your ass kicked. Then,
whilst on the ground writhing in pain, The person that just kicked your ass pulls out a bull horn and
starts yelling in your face about how he kicked your ass.
whilst on the ground writhing in pain, The person that just kicked your ass pulls out a bull horn and
starts yelling in your face about how he kicked your ass.
Yo,, homie did you see cody get his ass kicked today,,
Yeah dog, he even got Bull- Horned That was humiliating.lying there in piss blood and semen
Yeah dog, he even got Bull- Horned That was humiliating.lying there in piss blood and semen
by Marshall tucker November 6, 2021