twisht 

twisht is an online platform that inspires wanderlust experiences across the globe. Discovering, exploring, dreaming, wish listing and reviewing - thats what its all about!

Today my awesome travel pic was featured on twisht

twisht by Wisht23 October 28, 2017

Oreo Twister 

Anal sex between men creating a slurry of poop and spooge as the end result.

Pete and Bruce are oreo twisters for sure, they were slamming each other behind the bar.

Oreo Twister by nullifyit2 June 16, 2021

Captain Twistie

Captain Twistie is a Revenant perceived as a dysphoric entity that pervades your consciousness. A powerful negative energy that's never far off.

Captain Twistie haunted your waking dreams.

Captain Twistie by Shougo February 5, 2022

Twishpucha 

Twishpucha is your Twitter family.

It comes from the Yiddish word "Mishpucha" which literally means Family

It's good to be on Twitter this morning with all my Twishpucha!

Twishpucha by Photoist November 28, 2020

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after receiving the gawk gawk vacuum seal double hand twist ushy gushy sloppy gorilla grip fade tsunami soul taker combo 3000 u won’t be able to walk for days and your soul leaves your body for 3 hours to go get some rest. your technically dead after getting this

1:”dude this chick gave me da gawk gawk vacuum seal double hand twist ushy gushy sloppy gorilla grip fade tsunami soul taker combo 3000!”
2: “woah, bro that’s sick”
1: * aggressively humps 2*
2: *dies*

gawk gawk vacuum seal double hand twist ushy gushy sloppy gorilla grip fade tsunami soul taker combo 3000 by BootyEater88 November 18, 2020

Twist and Shout 

A combination of utter beauty and the burning pain of a thousand suns, wrapped into a single fanfiction. Readers have, on many occasions, wished death upon themselves for reading it, death upon others for writing it, and commonly use the phrase "Twist and rip my fucking heart out." Additionally, due to the previously mentioned pain of the narrative, readers, after finishing this emotional hell, have severe emotional reactions to seemingly harmless phrases. For example, "I can dig Elvis," "See you then," and even the three little words, "I love you," bring on a wave of uncontrollable pain. Those who have read it share common masochism, inability to listen to the music of Elvis Presley, and fear of beaches.

Person 1: "Wow, I'm kind of concerned. I thought it would be fun to take a family trip to the beach, but she just had this breakdown once she saw the water."""

Person 2: "I know. I talked to her a little bit ago, but I could hardly understand her. Something about Twist and Shout?"

Twist and Shout by ICanDigElvis July 30, 2014

The Gawk Gawk Supreme Vacuum Seal Double Twisty Suction Pump Soul Snatcher Combo 3000

The act of sucking penis so hard that the very fabric of reality begins to warp around the dick, causing a loop therefore creating an eternal cycle of glizzy gobbling.

The universe began with The Gawk Gawk Supreme Vacuum Seal Double Twisty Suction Pump Soul Snatcher Combo 3000, and so it will end with The Gawk Gawk Supreme Vacuum Seal Double Twisty Suction Pump Soul Snatcher Combo 3000.

The Gawk Gawk Supreme Vacuum Seal Double Twisty Suction Pump Soul Snatcher Combo 3000 by Schreinn August 16, 2020