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Twinsult 

When 2 Insults are laid down in one sentence to another person.
"..Not Only does ya style suck, your breath stinks as well." Twinsult
Twinsult by gutterlove March 1, 2009
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twinsult 

The moment when two people respond to another with the exact same derogatory reply. Usually a very predictable and overused phrase.
Person 1: This cake is really shitty.

Person 2 and 3: YOUR MUMS REALLY SHITTY.

Person 4: twinsult.
twinsult by fizzledlizzard July 7, 2010

Twinsult 

An insult on the social networking site Twitter, often with a 'tw' added to the front of it. Can also be used in speech around friends who Twitter.
Don't make me twinsult you man.

My lunch got stolen today by some idiot jock. What a twouche bag.

Dude, why are you being such a twasshole.

Man, that guy is a real twat to me.
Twinsult by TaintedKnowledge May 11, 2009

Thinsult 

Insult used by thin, health-conscious people who pat their flat stomachs and say things like 'Gosh, I'm getting so chubby!', usually in the presence of their much larger friends.
Thin Girl - (patting stomach) 'God look at me! I'm getting so fat!'

Fat Girl - 'Whatever, girl. Don't thinsult me!'
Thinsult by CoreyK213 April 21, 2011

twinsulate 

to insulate ones self from two people at the same time.
The woman was being aggressively stalked by two men so she thought she needed to twinsulate herself from them.
twinsulate by Randysandy January 7, 2010

Tinsult Squeak Chair 

A chair that a very fat, 800 pound man sits in. This chair is especially made for tinsult.
Bro, you see that 800 pound guy in the tinsult squeak chair?
Tinsult Squeak Chair by RexIsYourDad September 13, 2019
i heard you tinsult a lot
Tinsult by TheBig Boolster September 13, 2019
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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