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twinkie-twinkies by Lil Man July 15, 2003
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Devils Twinkie
Devils Twinkie by Lucifers Whore May 28, 2020
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PC Twinkie
Mark: Hey, Nick, look at this. This guy in the chat room is getting all bent out of shape because I called President Obama black instead of African-American.
Nick: Wow. This dude is the very definition of a PC Twinkie.
Nick: Wow. This dude is the very definition of a PC Twinkie.
PC Twinkie by That Guy With The Face November 7, 2013
twinkie cheeks
Homeboy: Man, your butt is so smooth and hairless, I think I might name you twinkie cheeks!
Twinkie Cheeks: shut up, miron. Don't you know it's un-natural to stare at your homies ass.
(Homeboy's girlfriend is rolling video and spanking her own buns and frothing at the mouth, immediately afterwards runs out and buys a box of twinkies and a french tickler).
Twinkie Cheeks: shut up, miron. Don't you know it's un-natural to stare at your homies ass.
(Homeboy's girlfriend is rolling video and spanking her own buns and frothing at the mouth, immediately afterwards runs out and buys a box of twinkies and a french tickler).
twinkie cheeks by High Hiter June 30, 2018
Meat twinkie
Meat twinkie by There all gonna laugh at u April 2, 2020
Man twinkie
Man twinkie by LeilaSP March 26, 2019
Band Twinkie
A Band Twinkie, sometimes spelled as Band Twinky and simply called "Band Twinks", is pronounced: "buh-ayy-nd tw-ink-ee" and refers to any and all members of the school's Concert, Jazz, and Marching band. A "Super Twink" is someone who is in all three, or more.
Band Twinks are normally seen in their natural habit-- the band room. The band room is a holy place where band twinks experiment by doing unholy things. "What happens in the band room, stays in the band room." 'nuff said.
Band Twinks are the secret master minds of the school, as well as the master race. They are infamous for their hilariously, odd behavior and have too many inside jokes to account for.
A Band Twinks diet consists of Domino's Pizza on Friday nights, donuts for breakfast on Saturday's, and McDonald's on Saturday nights.
The football players are noticeably jealous of a band twink's success during their careers as a marching band geek. -- see "marching band nerd".
You can spot a Band Twink from a mile away, this is normally due to the egotistical pride one has for being a Band Twink. They (Band Twinks) will defend Marching Band with all their heart, and will most likely consider it a sport!
Do not mess with Band Twinks, they are the toughest, baddest mofo's you will ever meet, and will either stab you with their clarinet or hit you with their sousaphone. It's just best not to mess with them, as well as trying to make them laugh as they are marching parade--it just won't work!
Band Twinks are normally seen in their natural habit-- the band room. The band room is a holy place where band twinks experiment by doing unholy things. "What happens in the band room, stays in the band room." 'nuff said.
Band Twinks are the secret master minds of the school, as well as the master race. They are infamous for their hilariously, odd behavior and have too many inside jokes to account for.
A Band Twinks diet consists of Domino's Pizza on Friday nights, donuts for breakfast on Saturday's, and McDonald's on Saturday nights.
The football players are noticeably jealous of a band twink's success during their careers as a marching band geek. -- see "marching band nerd".
You can spot a Band Twink from a mile away, this is normally due to the egotistical pride one has for being a Band Twink. They (Band Twinks) will defend Marching Band with all their heart, and will most likely consider it a sport!
Do not mess with Band Twinks, they are the toughest, baddest mofo's you will ever meet, and will either stab you with their clarinet or hit you with their sousaphone. It's just best not to mess with them, as well as trying to make them laugh as they are marching parade--it just won't work!
jock--"Man, I wish I were as cool as a Band Twinkie!"
"Toes up!"
"GUIDE!!"
"Let's play ass tag!"
Band Twinkie--"So in order for Marching Band to be considered a sport, we have to wear pads and spandex and hump men?"
"Toes up!"
"GUIDE!!"
"Let's play ass tag!"
Band Twinkie--"So in order for Marching Band to be considered a sport, we have to wear pads and spandex and hump men?"
Band Twinkie by Maeve Roche August 29, 2010
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