twinkie dick

When fat mans stomach protrudes past his penis

Dude I tried to sleep with Fred Total Twinkie dick

by Frenbreadouioui May 6, 2019

Dick Twinkie

When you are so amazingly awesome, you'd suck your own sauce

Hey pretty lady, if you don't want this dick twinkie, I'll eat it

by JazzyBuldge March 13, 2019

Twinkle Dick

As in you got some glitter on your dick from all those fairies you've been fucking.

He's such a twinkle dick he wore a boa to the club.

by Jersey67 August 3, 2010

twinkle dick

a small dick dumbass dude that did or does somthing stupid that is of no consequence like garret

Gfutch is such a fucking twinkle dick, cause he walked to town, like Forest Gump instead of riding the bus.

by david p January 21, 2009

Twinkle Dicks

The act of placing emptied twinkies onto two peoples' dicks. The people must then masturbate each other in order to fill up said twinkies. The twinkies can be chosen to eat later.

As a sexual request: "Hey, your cute, want ta go Twinkle Dicks?"

As an insult: "Fuck i died again! Those two guys can go twinkle dicks!"

by Xackattack November 15, 2014

Twinkledick

Noun: A sexually or ably lacking man

That twinkledick got cucked by a hung guy

by Krumbcakes August 28, 2024