Twinkledick

Noun: A sexually or ably lacking man

That twinkledick got cucked by a hung guy

by Krumbcakes August 28, 2024

twizzledick

word used to describe someone whose name you don't want to say out loud, for someone you feel contempt for or someone who you find to be worthless and a waste of good oxygen.

Tony G: I really need help with this equipment.
Jim C: I know a guy, but he works for that twizzledick. The job up the street.
Tony G: ??

Tony G: Oh, you mean Bruce?
Jim C: That's him.
Tony G: You're right, he is. I'll give that twizzledick a call.

by Mark Louis Webb January 7, 2011

tickledickle

the act of fondling and softly blowing into a males genitalia.
It is most commonly known for as a ritualistic act performed in ancient times to seduce young men. Women would proceed to leave their villages to find young men with large genitals to be their mates. Once found a sexual orgy would take place and strong abled warriors would be born.

Sarah proceeded to walk around sxsw and found a young able bodied man to tickledickle.

by sofutofu March 10, 2009

Twinklefuck

gay enough to be gay, but straight enough to not be gay.

Person A: Dude... does this look twinklefuck-y enough?
Person B: Hmm... It's a little too straight dude.

by turtlehaver December 4, 2020

twiddledick

a male who plays and fidgets with his penis a lot. Perhaps unaware and out of habit.

My uncle is such a twiddledick...he keeps playing with his thang even though we are at Grandma's house!

by Nikki6 March 15, 2009

Twinkle Dick

As in you got some glitter on your dick from all those fairies you've been fucking.

He's such a twinkle dick he wore a boa to the club.

by Jersey67 August 3, 2010

twinkle dick

a small dick dumbass dude that did or does somthing stupid that is of no consequence like garret

Gfutch is such a fucking twinkle dick, cause he walked to town, like Forest Gump instead of riding the bus.

by david p January 21, 2009