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twitless 

adjective - Used to describe one who is known for posting absurd, gratuitous or witless comments on Twitter.

Also used to refer to a period of time without receiving/sending tweets.
That girl is twitless, reading her updates is like pulling an empty cereal box out of the cupboard.
twitless by Hypatia-Kant August 9, 2010

twigless twig 

A twig from a branch from a tree without any protruding twigs that are less than a quarter inch in diameter.

Can have multiple twiglessnesses on it as long as they are less than a quarter inch in diameter.

Too small for kindling and incapable producing any BTU’s.
Go over there and cut that twigless twig.

Go over there and break that twigless twig on that tree.

That twigless twig poked me in the eye when I was walking through the brush.

A beaver will bypass a twigless twig.

Don’t waste you’re time on that twigless twig cuz it’s twigless.
twigless twig by BR Brews & Shoes November 10, 2018

twigress 

twilight + digress; When you're talking to someone and suddenly something reminds you of twilight and you off on a tangent discussing what happened in the story that relates to what you are discussing.
" *explaining a part of twilight* ... but I twigress"

your friend who hates twilight: "I hate you"
twigress by 69^-^69 November 8, 2020
the act of stimulating the pubic hairs on the balls or shaft of the penis through guitar hero like motion of the fingers
"So Cody, I heard you got some insane action last night..."
"Nah bro...She just gave me a twigle"
"O shittt bro...how was it?"
"It was deece"
twigle by Scotty Boy n Kegan <3 August 9, 2008
piglet + twig = a person who eats constantly and yet, they stay thin
she eats burgers every week and yet she's 20 Lbs lighter then me! ..bitch
twiglet by Viet89 May 9, 2004

Twiggleshit 

used to describe a person who is being extremely annoying in a cute kind of way.
Kristin is being a real twiggleshit right now!
Twiggleshit by JVR3000 November 17, 2011