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twitless
adjective - Used to describe one who is known for posting absurd, gratuitous or witless comments on Twitter.
Also used to refer to a period of time without receiving/sending tweets.
Also used to refer to a period of time without receiving/sending tweets.
twitless by Hypatia-Kant August 9, 2010
Related Words
twigless twig • twigle • twiglet • Twigler • tigles • Twiggleshit • Twigiest • Twiglet Breakfast • Twiglet legs • twiglett
twigless twig
A twig from a branch from a tree without any protruding twigs that are less than a quarter inch in diameter.
Can have multiple twiglessnesses on it as long as they are less than a quarter inch in diameter.
Too small for kindling and incapable producing any BTU’s.
Can have multiple twiglessnesses on it as long as they are less than a quarter inch in diameter.
Too small for kindling and incapable producing any BTU’s.
Go over there and cut that twigless twig.
Go over there and break that twigless twig on that tree.
That twigless twig poked me in the eye when I was walking through the brush.
A beaver will bypass a twigless twig.
Don’t waste you’re time on that twigless twig cuz it’s twigless.
Go over there and break that twigless twig on that tree.
That twigless twig poked me in the eye when I was walking through the brush.
A beaver will bypass a twigless twig.
Don’t waste you’re time on that twigless twig cuz it’s twigless.
twigless twig by BR Brews & Shoes November 10, 2018
twigle
the act of stimulating the pubic hairs on the balls or shaft of the penis through guitar hero like motion of the fingers
"So Cody, I heard you got some insane action last night..."
"Nah bro...She just gave me a twigle"
"O shittt bro...how was it?"
"It was deece"
"Nah bro...She just gave me a twigle"
"O shittt bro...how was it?"
"It was deece"
twigle by Scotty Boy n Kegan <3 August 9, 2008
Twiggleshit
Twiggleshit by JVR3000 November 17, 2011
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