twigress 

twilight + digress; When you're talking to someone and suddenly something reminds you of twilight and you off on a tangent discussing what happened in the story that relates to what you are discussing.

" *explaining a part of twilight* ... but I twigress"

your friend who hates twilight: "I hate you"

twigress by 69^-^69 November 8, 2020

Love Tigress 

A slang term for a particularly fierce woman, in various social situations, such as clubs, parties, and even in the office. Their behavior usually leads to them "spending the night," with their male conquest, often to leave them the next morning, and avoid any contact with them ever again.

Ken: Wow, that Isabelle girl is so fine!
George: You better be careful. I heard that she is a love tigress.
Ken: Fine with me!

Love Tigress by babybangs March 18, 2011

Tigress 

The sexiest female imaginable but won't take shit from anyone and will rip their ass to shreds if they fuck with her or someone close to her.

That sexy brunette is definitely a tigress, did you see her tear that guy apart that fucked with her friend?

Tigress by grrrawrrrr November 18, 2009

twigless twig 

A twig from a branch from a tree without any protruding twigs that are less than a quarter inch in diameter.

Can have multiple twiglessnesses on it as long as they are less than a quarter inch in diameter.

Too small for kindling and incapable producing any BTU’s.

Go over there and cut that twigless twig.

Go over there and break that twigless twig on that tree.

That twigless twig poked me in the eye when I was walking through the brush.

A beaver will bypass a twigless twig.

Don’t waste you’re time on that twigless twig cuz it’s twigless.

twigless twig by BR Brews & Shoes November 10, 2018

White Tigress 

The first MILF in history. According to ancient Tao Traditions, an enlightened woman who swallows the cum of young men to increase her health and vitality.

John loves dating older women...he calls them White Tigress' because they suck and swallow.

White Tigress by Dc4040 June 28, 2012

Tigressions 

an act of tigressing; multiple adulteries on a scale that only Tiger Woods and maybe Jesse James could grasp.

Tiger Woods and Jesse James commited the most famous tigressions of the 2010 calendar year.

Tigressions by b_lit December 19, 2010

White Tigress 

An enlightened woman that uses the practices of yoga, strict nutrition, and oral sexual techinques to retain youth and beauty. According to ancient Taoist tradition, the white tigress is a woman who has discovered her true spirituality by embrassing her sexuality. Specifically, by ingesting and allowing the semen of a man to cover her face, she is essentially absorbing his essence, honoring him and increasing her own vitality.

In a moment of elated bliss, the white tigress covers her face with semen and swallows the essence of men for her own benefit. She offers her amazing body to men to honor their inner being.

White Tigress by Pcardigan November 10, 2012