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a. one obsessed with the Twilight Saga, either the movies or the books.
b. one referring to him/herself as a twihard.
You should have been there! We rolled up to the theater on premiere night of the new Twilight movie and saw a bunch of nerds waiting for hours in line. Those twibags scattered like flies when I unloaded my super-soaker.
twibag by the jar June 3, 2010
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Person un: OMG DID YOU SEE TWILIGHT?!!!?!?!?!11
Person deux: STFU TWIFAG
Twifag by goodness grapeness January 9, 2009
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Twitbagging

Pressing your dirty scrotum against against the twitter profile picture of someone who has sent you an idiotic tweet
Mum - "Why are you rubbing your testicles on your computer screen?" Rusty - "I'm twitbagging Tamara as she just dissed me"
Twitbagging by flapper j September 20, 2011
A fag who is into the "Twilight" franchise. Can be either male or female.
That forum is full of Twifags
twifag by The Boobster February 21, 2009
similar to a twihard, but much too old to pull it off. a twihard would be an older person, usual female, who has a fixation on twilight books, and or one of the stars, or the author of said movie, or book. the twihard would have friends, or daughter with whom to share such fixation.

a twihag would have the same type of fixation, but be over 60 and desperately alone with her obsession. after all, lets face it -- old hags don't get around enough to build up a network of similar crazies to share with.

it is assumed that a twihag would be very young at heart, or at least think she was young at heart. perhaps she would just be a little nuts?
twihard twihag
twihag by swamivicky November 9, 2010
1) A male who finds any interest in the "Twilight" saga whatsoever.

2) One who owns or is any way associated with a Harley, and finds any interest whatsoever in the "twilight" saga.

synm. Twifaggot
"John saw "New Moon"? What a Twifag."

"Hey dude! That woman going into theatre 9 is definitely a biker. Twifag!"

twitagra 

taking viagra and using twitter (hot tub time machine)
wow i cant believe you actually tried twitagra marc...
twitagra by christophorus August 25, 2010
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