similar to a twihard, but much too old to pull it off. a twihard would be an older person, usual female, who has a fixation on twilight books, and or one of the stars, or the author of said movie, or book. the twihard would have friends, or daughter with whom to share such fixation.
a twihag would have the same type of fixation, but be over 60 and desperately alone with her obsession. after all, lets face it -- old hags don't get around enough to build up a network of similar crazies to share with.
it is assumed that a twihag would be very young at heart, or at least think she was young at heart. perhaps she would just be a little nuts?
a twihag would have the same type of fixation, but be over 60 and desperately alone with her obsession. after all, lets face it -- old hags don't get around enough to build up a network of similar crazies to share with.
it is assumed that a twihag would be very young at heart, or at least think she was young at heart. perhaps she would just be a little nuts?
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Get the The Twihigh Zone mug.A combination of the words "Twilight' and "Die-Hard", Twihards (usually young females) are obsessive fans of the "Twilight Saga" series of books by author Stephenie Meyer, and the film adaptations. Twihards embrace all things Twilight with religious zeal, daily visiting fansites, quoting dialoge from the series, and stalking (online or in person) the films' stars, especially on the Vancouver BC movie set. Most Twihards are "Team Edward", although the self-declared sub-category "Team Jacob" also qualifies for the Twihard designation. Comment or remark to a Twihard, and she can relate it to Twilight instantly.
Overheard conversation between two Twihards; "Only 84 days, 25 min. & 32 seconds til the next Twilight movie comes out!" Squeee!
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Get the Twifag mug.The exact opposite of a Twihard. The average Twihater hates "Twilight" at least for its being a dreadful novel, or a little more passionately because everyone around him is going mad about it and the series is thus destroying the Twihater's social life.
If asked, the Twihater can give at least ten good arguments against liking "Twilight", including evidence for each point. He is also prone to attacking Twitards whenever possible, if for nothing else than their being around him and talking incessantly about Edward and Bella (both of whom the Twihater would readily massacre if that meant that there would be five minutes of peace). Unfortunately, the Twihater is a tragic species: Twitards are naturally too dumb to understand his arguments, and therefore all his efforts are in vain. He can be compared to a very smart fish dropped in the middle of the desert of ignorance.
If asked, the Twihater can give at least ten good arguments against liking "Twilight", including evidence for each point. He is also prone to attacking Twitards whenever possible, if for nothing else than their being around him and talking incessantly about Edward and Bella (both of whom the Twihater would readily massacre if that meant that there would be five minutes of peace). Unfortunately, the Twihater is a tragic species: Twitards are naturally too dumb to understand his arguments, and therefore all his efforts are in vain. He can be compared to a very smart fish dropped in the middle of the desert of ignorance.
Twitard: "OMFG, Edward iz lyk sooo hawt!!!1!"
Twihater: "Please, listen to me. You need to get rid of this unhealthy addiction. Stop talking about marrying fictional characters, you look like an idiot. This book doesn't even have a plot, and its grammar and vocabulary are appalling, and..."
Twitard: *shrieks v. loud* "OMFG, U luv Edward 2, duncha???2"
Twihater: *cries*
Twihater: "Please, listen to me. You need to get rid of this unhealthy addiction. Stop talking about marrying fictional characters, you look like an idiot. This book doesn't even have a plot, and its grammar and vocabulary are appalling, and..."
Twitard: *shrieks v. loud* "OMFG, U luv Edward 2, duncha???2"
Twihater: *cries*
by AnjaliSharma January 1, 2009
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They hate Twilight for a reason.
The quality of the book.
It's badly-written, the plot is - well there is no plot and no moral to the story.
It includes this vampire faggot who sneaks in to Bella's room and watches her sleep.
A Twihater does not focus on the characters of the book. He/She focuses on the quality and judges it by that.
A Twihater ALSO has the right to hate something and post a negative comment about Twilight, so suck it, Twihards.
They hate Twilight for a reason.
The quality of the book.
It's badly-written, the plot is - well there is no plot and no moral to the story.
It includes this vampire faggot who sneaks in to Bella's room and watches her sleep.
A Twihater does not focus on the characters of the book. He/She focuses on the quality and judges it by that.
A Twihater ALSO has the right to hate something and post a negative comment about Twilight, so suck it, Twihards.
Twihard: "OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!! EDWARD IS SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HOTTZ AND DATS Y TWILIGHT IS LYYYK DA BBBEEEEEEEEEEEST BOOK IN HISTORY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Twihater: "Ok, please. Do not let that faggot vampire get to you. Focus more on the quality - how it's written. Not just the characters."
Twihard: "OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG FAGGOT VAMPIRE?????? HIS NAME IS EDWARD AND FYI HEZ HOTTZ SO BACK UP LOSER UR JUST JEALOUS BECAUSE UR NOT EDWARDS LOVE"
Twihater: "*walks away thinking: have fun finding someone who would want to fuck you*"
Twihater: "Ok, please. Do not let that faggot vampire get to you. Focus more on the quality - how it's written. Not just the characters."
Twihard: "OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG FAGGOT VAMPIRE?????? HIS NAME IS EDWARD AND FYI HEZ HOTTZ SO BACK UP LOSER UR JUST JEALOUS BECAUSE UR NOT EDWARDS LOVE"
Twihater: "*walks away thinking: have fun finding someone who would want to fuck you*"
by The Twilight Destroyer February 13, 2010
Get the Twihater mug.Stupid obsessive people (mostly teenage girls) who are "in love with fictional characters and wouldn't know a good book if it punched them in the face.
Twihard: "OMG!! Isn't Edward Cullen like so hot??? I'm gonna marry him!!!"
Awesome person who isn't insane: "Dude, he's not real."
Twihard: "How could you say that?! I'm in love with him!!"
Awesome person who isn't insane: "Dude, he's not real."
Twihard: "How could you say that?! I'm in love with him!!"
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