Twet

past tense of "tweet," as in "to update your twitter account"

Person 1: When'd you last tweet?
Person 2: I twet about 45 minutes agotw

by danchrism April 23, 2009

Twet

Name of a slap given over the internet using a instant messenging service or forum. Thought to be made from the combination of Twat and Net.

John was well pissing me off last night moanin about his new girl, so I just gave him a twet and told him to dump her.

by MikeRe January 5, 2009

Twet Willie

A sexy move done in the bedroom. You insert your finger or penis carefully inside a vagina then you place the same finger/penis in her ear. Similar to a wet willie.

My girlfriend loves getting the twet willie but is ashamed of admitting it.

by NCKR October 30, 2010