Twet

past tense of "tweet," as in "to update your twitter account"

Person 1: When'd you last tweet?
Person 2: I twet about 45 minutes agotw

by danchrism April 23, 2009

Twet

Name of a slap given over the internet using a instant messenging service or forum. Thought to be made from the combination of Twat and Net.

John was well pissing me off last night moanin about his new girl, so I just gave him a twet and told him to dump her.

by MikeRe January 5, 2009

Twet Willie

A sexy move done in the bedroom. You insert your finger or penis carefully inside a vagina then you place the same finger/penis in her ear. Similar to a wet willie.

My girlfriend loves getting the twet willie but is ashamed of admitting it.

by NCKR October 30, 2010

Twetch

When you etch a Tweet on the blockchain and it lives forever.

Put your money where your mouth is and Twetch that sh*t.

I was up all night Twetching.

by RNDY March 8, 2019

Twetten

To state an intent, desire or wish in a Twitter post, that another person suffer harm or death.

“He twettened me because he didn’t have the balls to say it to my face.”

by ak4mc January 25, 2011

Twettle

v. (/'twetYl/) - the twitter version of the popular cowardly G20 police kettle tactic.

Did you hear how @OfficerVella tried to twettle @canice? Yeah, but he got counter-twettled. Welcome to internet, noob!

by TBSB August 1, 2010

twettle

v. (/'twetəl/) - to tattle, report another's wrongdoing with respect to Twitter etiquette.

The action is characterized by an excessive use of force; for example: when someone who has been misquoted in a retweet suggests the offending party should be banned from Twitter.

@OfficerVella was displeased with @canice's retweet and chose to twettle on her.

by wileymurkykidde July 31, 2010