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past tense of "tweet," as in "to update your twitter account"
Person 1: When'd you last tweet?
Person 2: I twet about 45 minutes agotw
Twet by danchrism April 23, 2009
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Name of a slap given over the internet using a instant messenging service or forum. Thought to be made from the combination of Twat and Net.
John was well pissing me off last night moanin about his new girl, so I just gave him a twet and told him to dump her.
Twet by MikeRe January 5, 2009
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Twet Willie 

A sexy move done in the bedroom. You insert your finger or penis carefully inside a vagina then you place the same finger/penis in her ear. Similar to a wet willie.
My girlfriend loves getting the twet willie but is ashamed of admitting it.
Twet Willie by NCKR October 30, 2010
When you etch a Tweet on the blockchain and it lives forever.
Put your money where your mouth is and Twetch that sh*t.

I was up all night Twetching.
Twetch by RNDY March 8, 2019
To state an intent, desire or wish in a Twitter post, that another person suffer harm or death.
“He twettened me because he didn’t have the balls to say it to my face.”
Twetten by ak4mc January 25, 2011
v. (/'twetYl/) - the twitter version of the popular cowardly G20 police kettle tactic.
Did you hear how @OfficerVella tried to twettle @canice? Yeah, but he got counter-twettled. Welcome to internet, noob!
Twettle by TBSB August 1, 2010
v. (/'twetəl/) - to tattle, report another's wrongdoing with respect to Twitter etiquette.

The action is characterized by an excessive use of force; for example: when someone who has been misquoted in a retweet suggests the offending party should be banned from Twitter.
@OfficerVella was displeased with @canice's retweet and chose to twettle on her.
twettle by wileymurkykidde July 31, 2010
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026
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