Twetin
A mix between a Cretin (brainless stupid person) and Twonk (meaningless person) only to be used in most abusive conversations for the rarest and most annoying human beings.
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Free Range Tweeting
Covertly authoring an unflattering or self-deprecating message on another individual's Twitter account via mobile device that has been left unattended.
Matt left his iPhone laying on the table in the lounge and Scott decided to do some free range tweeting by posting a message to all Matt's followers about how he really loves still living with his parents at the age of 30.
Free Range Tweeting by brueckj23 March 16, 2012
tweetin'
Sean: "Hey Kevin, did you know there is no word for sucking your own cock?"
Kevin: "Nah bro, it's called tweetin'"
Kevin: "Nah bro, it's called tweetin'"
tweetin' by Ass Masterz December 6, 2009
Tweetin
Sean: "Hey Kevin, did you know there is no word for sucking your own cock?"
Kevin: "Nah bro, it's called tweetin"
Kevin: "Nah bro, it's called tweetin"
Tweetin by Ass Masterz December 1, 2009
tweeting
Sean: "Hey Kevin, did you know there is no word for sucking your own cock?"
Kevin: "Nah bro, it's called tweeting"
Kevin: "Nah bro, it's called tweeting"
tweeting by Da Ass Master December 7, 2009
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