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Name of a slap given over the internet using a instant messenging service or forum. Thought to be made from the combination of Twat and Net.
John was well pissing me off last night moanin about his new girl, so I just gave him a twet and told him to dump her.
Twet by MikeRe January 5, 2009
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Twet Willie 

A sexy move done in the bedroom. You insert your finger or penis carefully inside a vagina then you place the same finger/penis in her ear. Similar to a wet willie.
My girlfriend loves getting the twet willie but is ashamed of admitting it.
Twet Willie by NCKR October 30, 2010
When you etch a Tweet on the blockchain and it lives forever.
Put your money where your mouth is and Twetch that sh*t.

I was up all night Twetching.
Twetch by RNDY March 8, 2019
To state an intent, desire or wish in a Twitter post, that another person suffer harm or death.
“He twettened me because he didn’t have the balls to say it to my face.”
Twetten by ak4mc January 25, 2011
v. (/'twetYl/) - the twitter version of the popular cowardly G20 police kettle tactic.
Did you hear how @OfficerVella tried to twettle @canice? Yeah, but he got counter-twettled. Welcome to internet, noob!
Twettle by TBSB August 1, 2010
v. (/'twetəl/) - to tattle, report another's wrongdoing with respect to Twitter etiquette.

The action is characterized by an excessive use of force; for example: when someone who has been misquoted in a retweet suggests the offending party should be banned from Twitter.
@OfficerVella was displeased with @canice's retweet and chose to twettle on her.
twettle by wileymurkykidde July 31, 2010
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The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009
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SkyPesos 

Delta SkyMiles, also known as SkyPesos, is the frequent flyer program of Delta Airlines. It has a very poor value and hard to use.
- I'm trying to book an award flight to Paris, but I only have 70,000 SkyPesos
- Just forget about it, you don't have enough SkyPesos to fly anywhere.
SkyPesos by 404_name_not_found December 6, 2018
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Quiche Peanemis

Quirky niche peak cinema analysis
It describes the analysis of a media piece which is quirky and niche, yet peak.
Give me the quiche peanemis on the movie I missed.
Quiche Peanemis by Mushroom2241 June 17, 2026
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Hate Draft

1. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sports draft to spite or anger one or more of your opponents because they had intended to select him/her.

2. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sport draft to put one or more of your opponents at a strategic disadvantage.
1. Billy hate drafted Chad OchoCinco because he knew Sam had wanted him since he is from Cincinnati. Billy already had plenty of players to fill that position but wanted to make sure Sam didn't get him.

2. Billy hate drafted Peyton Manning because he was the only good quarterback left and he knew Sam had been planning on drafting him.
Hate Draft by pffler September 1, 2009
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"I can pull James Bond stunts in a jalopy."
jalopy by watson November 20, 2002
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